What birthday gift do you give the Mistress?

[beav0]

my friend is curious

 

[RC Didnt Offer]

A necklace made of pearls.

 

[UTuba]

Birth control...

 

[ADMIRALSTOCKDALE]

your "friend", huh?

 

[IRC]

A divorce from your wife?

 

[Steel Shank]

A bullwhip

 

[MaduroUTMB]

Perishable gifts and vague promises.

 

[Heretic Horn]

Nothing in writing

 

[RyanUTAustin]

Some new Victoria Secret thongs...

 

[Cwaghorns]

Yet another promise that you will soon leave your wife and family.

 

[BrûléeOrange]

Unmarked bills.

 

[horninthahills]

Damn Puddle/Cruiser...

 

[happy fun ball]

You owe her nothing but the truth.

 

[Macanudo]

I was going to get into the saddle of my high moral horse but P/C's response was too golden to try and make any other reply.

 

[madscientist]

an orgasm

 

[l00p]

Take her to J.Black's Feel Good Lounge. You don't want to take her anywhere too nice, y'know.














I'm kidding, that place is surely fantastic.

Tell your friend to be a real man and live up to his committment that he put his word on or divorce her and live the single life. No gift could be better or more honest.

 

[madscientist]

a large farva.

 

[watashi]

A picture of your wedding with promises that could be her one day.

 

[madscientist]

yeah, nothing says happy birthday like promises that she'll be the next one you cheat on.