'We've got no food, we've got no jobs,

[addison4ya_28]

our pet's heads are falling off!"

 

[DCA_HORN]

So you're saying there's a chance?

 

[Squall]

yea, he must work out

 

[johnny chimpo]

Nah, mostly doggie style.

 

[CottonEyedHorn]

Put another shrimp on the barby!

 

[dallas_the_tiger]

I got worms!

 

[HornGrandioso]

You can't triple stamp a double stamp You can't triple stamp a double stamp You can't triple stamp a double stamp!

 

[Homesickhorn]

Felcher? From Cranston? Oh yeah!....I mean, I remember you talking about her.

 

[Beau Vine]

Look at the funbags on that hosehound!

 

[hookem2003]

Samsonite, I was way off!

 

[p_town_horn]

Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense

 

[EternalHorn]

- Pull over! Pull over!
- Actually it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing!

 

[trueut2003]

That John Denver's full of ****, man.

 

[hookem115]

Big gulps, huh? Well, see ya later!

 

[CottonEyedHorn]

ok not a quote but this visual always amuses me w. the frozen snot and all...

 

[White Castle]

You know Lloyd, just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

 

[EternalHorn]

"I desperately want to make love to a school boy."

 

[rickysrun]

Lloyd: "Flo. What's the soup du jour?"
Flo: "It's the soup of the day."
Lloyd: "mmm that sounds good, i'll try that"

 

[Ramathorn]

MOCK

 

[addison4ya_28]

YEAH!

 

[CenTex Horn]

'Scuse me, gunman....who are you?

 

[chango]

Guys, guys, guys!!! How 'bout some music? Why dont we listen to the radio?

Radio?! Who needs the radio?? Ready Har?

 

[Ramathorn]

ING

 

[CenTex Horn]

YEAH

 

[campwillben]

BIRD

 

[HornHawk]

Hey--want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?

 

[Ft Riley Horn]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

[IsThatATitleist?]

Look more hitchhikers!

Pick'm up!!

 

[CenTex Horn]

They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident.

 

[TheFied]

How do they know that I have bad gas?