Well played sir part 2

[NightCrew]

So the other day me and some friends were going to eat at K to the F to the C when all of a sudden my tire had a blow out. Out of nowhere one of my buddies yells "Booya!!!!!!!!" All I do is give him a stare so he responds with "My bad!"

So we pull over to fix the flat and my other buddy is looking at the tire and I ask how bad it is and he says "Wow, I mean just wow." So of course I am thinking this is going to suck. So I get my jack and tell my buddies let Get er done!!

Anyway we finally get the tire changed and as we were loading up the jack a homeless guy and his "girlfriend" I guess walk over to us. Well this doesn't sit well with me because I am ready to go to K to the F to the C, but my buddy starts up a conversation with them that went a little like this:

Buddy1: "hey now!"
Homeless Guy: "do you have any spare change fellas?"
B1: "Oh helllllllllllll no"
Homeless Guy Girlfriend: "Oh I know you just dit int"
HG:" I bet you guys think you are funny don't you?"
B1: "Don't go there"
HG: "You know what, I'M A MAN, I'M 40....I don't need this from your little ********."
B1: "psssh....whatever."
HGG: " I bet you single aren't you cause you are one ugly fool"
Buddy2: "Oh snap"
HG: "You Go Girl!!!"
B1: "As if. I'm RICH *****!!!!"
HG: "You people seriously make me sick"


So by this time I finally get my dork friends into the car and we take off to K to the F to the C. Well when we arrive we go in to order and we get into an argument that went a little like this:

Me: "So what are you guys getting"
B1: "Talk to the hand this place blows and is for Losers "as he makes the L on his forehead.
B2: "Dude this place dominates all other and its really not even close"
B1: "helllllllllllll to the no.....this place sucks"
Me: "dude its the shiznit"
B2: "Yeah nightcrew is spot on....the tits son!"
B1: all he did was

Cashier: "Can I take your order?"
Me: "My buddy likes Sonic better than this place and says you all suck that work here"
B2 to B1: "Dude you just got thrown under the bus!"
Cashier: "This does not sit well with me."
B1 to me: "Well played sir"
Cashier: "I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around this"
Me to cashier: "Nevermind just give me a coke we are going to Sonic"


Anyway I don't know why I wanted to tell this story but I thought yall should hear it

 

[S197HQQKEM]

I'm not wearing any pants.

 

[SuperHero]

nightcrew may just follow crayon in the one-star thread tradition.

 

[CBDTexas]

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[Bottlecap]

that was scary good.

 

[vy til i die]

 

[mez2]

 

[bularry]

i gave it 3 stars. well done

 

[Booya]

Nicely stated, my good friend.

 

[LongIslandIceSIP]

booo

 

[Ankf00]

vy till i die has the badassest sig in the history of badass sigs.

 

[Macanudo]

You really should have asked for a liter of cola.

 

[DCA_HORN]

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[Booya]

I think that's Toby Maguire skiing.

 

[accuratehorn]

Gnarly post, I nearly freaked.

 

[jt09]

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[LordHornAustin]

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[idigTexas]

I see what you did there. You took a bunch of annoying phrases from one thread and used them all in a made up story in a new thread. Very clever.

 

[Bottlecap]

smashing, fine gentleman

 

[Texoz]

After reading that, I am good to go.

 

[Mrmyke709]

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[Ankf00]

plus the running joke about texans skiing in starter jackets and jeans. cotton t and track pants ftw.

 

[UTViking]

Well played, sir.

 

[vy til i die]

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[Hornius Emeritus]

If you had labeled this thread "Well Played Sir, Part Deux" I would have had to hunt you down and kill you.

 

[NightCrew]

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[miguelito]

Dammit, how much did you tip when you got to the Sonic?

 

[Texoz]

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