well, aint this place a geographical oddity...

[BigWill]

two weeks from everywhere.

 

[MaduroUTMB]

The color guard is colored!

 

[Mesohorny]

I don't want Fop, goddamit; I'm a Dapper Dan man.

 

[GarCiaRia]

Watch your language, young feller, this is a public market. Now if you want Dapper Dan, I can order it for you, have it in a couple of weeks.

 

[MirrOlure]

"I am a man of constant sorrow.........I've seen trouble all my days.........."

 

[TexasAirForce]

...wll now, seems like I'm the only one still unaffiliated...

 

[accuratehorn]

Say, uh, Cousin Big Will, I suppose it'd be the acme of foolishness to inquire if you had a hair net?

 

[GemStateJim]

Well I'll only be 82!

 

[TX_HORNS]

Well, I thought it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus opinion, hell let's put 'er to a vote.

 

[LITNIN HORN]

We thought you was a toad!

 

[14tokihorn]

'Lots 'o people been hit by a train."

 

[accuratehorn]

Suits me. I'm voting for yours truly.

 

[NB_LONGHORN]

"The law is a human institution."

 

[Stove Top]

...."four more years of nepitism, cronyism, rascalism. We gonna take the broom of reform and sweep this state clean!"

"Aint that right litte man?"
"He aint lyin'"

 

[14tokihorn]

"I'll press your flesh, you dimwitted sumbitch! You don't tell your pappy how to court the electorate. We ain't one-at-a-timin' here. We're MASS communicating! "

 

[slughead42]

Well, the two of US was fixin' to fornicate!

 

[GemStateJim]

Hey, mister! I don't mean to be tellin' tales out of school but there's a feller in there who'll pay you ten dollars if you sing into his can.

 

[TX_HORNS]

If we go gettin' our own midget we'll look like a buncha' johnny come latelies... no matter how stumpy.

 

[BornOrange]

Muh hair!

 

[trueut2003]

You two are dumber than a bag o' hammers.

 

[acworthhorn]

She's R-U-N-N-O-F-T

 

[IRC]

"He's a suitor."

"He's bonafide!"