We thought you was a.... TOAD!

[IsThatATitleist?]

DO. NOT. SEEK. THE. TREASURE!

 

[accuratehorn]

...the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism.

 

[wolfman]

Damn, were in a tight spot.

.

 

[wherzwaldo]

I'm a Dapper Dan man.

 

[trueut2003]

Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated.

 

[bigbend1812]

We've been soggied!

 

[Montag]

I seen her first!

 

[LadyHornAustin]

MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Austintxusa]

Cows! I hate cows worse than coppers!

 

[JuniorHorn11]

Well ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!

 

[Brak]

Thank you boys for throwin' in that fricassee. I'm a man of large appetite, and even with lunch under my belt, I was feelin' a mite peckish.

 

[Hornswaggled]

No Delmer, I'm afraid that half a gopher would only arouse my appetite, without sufficiently bedding her back down.

 

[4thGeneration]

Believe me Delmar, woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.

 

[Not Shinola]

I'll only be eighty-two.

 

[accuratehorn]

Thank God your mammy died givin' birth. If she'd have seen you, she'd have died o' shame.

 

[1918Speedway]

Say, any of you boys smithies?



(I swear this is my favorite movie of all times)

 

[Natron]

I'm with you fellers

 

[IsThatATitleist?]

Careful with that fire, boys!