We Officially Request the Following......

[RainH2burntO]

This place is filled with Saucists who think this is a joke.

But I live by the mantra, Dion: I'll give you my cocktail sauce when you pry from my cold, dead hands (or when you fry it up on Fridays!).

The only thing that makes me madder than saucism is when people try to act like saucism doesn't exist.

 

[George Bailey]

The only thing that makes me madder than saucism is when people try to act like saucism doesn't exist.

We all KNOW that systemic saucism is present everywhere. I love when people try to deny it, like the ones that begin a sentence with 'Well, I'm not a saucist, but....' If they go there, you know they're a saucist.

 

[VYFan]

Sorry, but preventing a forum dedicated to Air Supply is my hill to die on.

"I'm all out of sauce, I'm so lost without it...."
"Making sauce out of nothing at all...."
"Even the sauces are better...."
"You're every woman in the sauce to me...."

 

[horninchicago]

This thread is allsome.

If Dion doesn't do these things, Hornfans is...DOOMED!!!!!

 

[mchammer]

"I'm all out of sauce, I'm so lost without it...."
"Making sauce out of nothing at all...."
"Even the sauces are better...."
"You're every woman in the sauce to me...."

Have you ever seen people wearing t-shirts with images of a sauce on it? It’s like those Che Guerrara shirts but worse.

 

[Dionysus]

"I'm all out of sauce, I'm so lost without it...."
"Making sauce out of nothing at all...."
"Even the sauces are better...."
"You're every woman in the sauce to me...."

Vastly underrated post

 

[LonghornCatholic]

Some of best friends are Saucists.

 

[Vol Horn 4 Life]

Being half Cajun I have to have a sauce for everything and I make them all. Fish must have tartar sauce, shrimp red and crawfish need my secret sauce. Any sauce on a steak should be illegal.

It's impossible to think of all sauces as different yet equal. Stand for something or stand for nothing at all!

 

[caryhorn]

Lifting the requirement of posters to stay on topic.

Amen to this brother.

 

[mb227]

Some of best friends are Saucists.

Some of those people are very fine people...

All sauces matter

See, now you are just being unkind to Red Sauce. Red Sauces Matter.

Idoit!

 

[mchammer]

Red Sauces Matter have a Tabasco problem, just saying.

 

[mb227]

Red Sauces Matter have a Tabasco problem, just saying.

I believe you are just trying to inflame the situation...it is people like you that keep kicking it up a notch. Just incrementally increasing the heat...

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

I often blend Tabasco into my red sauce.

I just have no idea how that practice will be viewed by today's cancel culture.

 

[LonghornCatholic]

I often blend Tabasco into my red sauce.

I don't believe in sauce mixing. Not a Saucists but they should stick with their own kind.

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

Separate but equal, is that your idea?

 

[Vol Horn 4 Life]

Separate but equal, is that your idea?

Have you ever heard of mustard being made in a ketchup factory? Just sayin'.

 

[AC]

I’m so cheap instead of buying barbecue mustard I mix french’s mustard with my Stubbs barbecue sauce! There I said it! Am I a saucist now??

 

[El Sapo]

I know is whether you're a saucist or a saucier, never get out of the boat

 

[RainH2burntO]

Look....We are all of the same sauce. This whole thing is a red herring. You may be a red and I may be a mayo-based, this guy may be green....but we are all one sauce.

 

[mchammer]

Look....We are all of the same sauce. This whole thing is a red herring. You may be a red and I may be a mayo-based, this guy may be green....but we are all one sauce.

Mustard is not a sauce - screw that guy

 

[mb227]

Look....We are all of the same sauce. This whole thing is a red herring. You may be a red and I may be a mayo-based, this guy may be green....but we are all one sauce.

A green sauce CANNOT self-identify as a sauce entitled to its own space. Red sauce has ZERO obligation to make room in its container for green or yellow sauces. It just doesn't.

 

[RainH2burntO]

A green sauce CANNOT self-identify as a sauce entitled to its own space. Red sauce has ZERO obligation to make room in its container for green or yellow sauces. It just doesn't.

That's it.....blatant and unabashed saucism. You don't even try to hide it you're so eaten up with it!
Dion...
Off with his avatar!!!

 

[WorsterMan]

Look....We are all of the same sauce. This whole thing is a red herring. You may be a red and I may be a mayo-based, this guy may be green....but we are all one sauce.

 

[WorsterMan]

THIS THREAD SHORE GONE CRAZY!!!

 

[RainH2burntO]

THIS THREAD SHORE GONE CRAZY!!!

All threads have at this point....save maybe recruiting...
...but I think I am about to go over there and post something about B Eagles, this movement, and its effects on the Brocks' recruitment and try to stir things up a bit.

 

[mb227]

THIS THREAD SHORE GONE CRAZY!!!

Rumor has it that you can get some prime catch from the shore that would require the presence of a red sauce...and THAT, my sauceist friend, is NOT crazy

 

[horninchicago]

THIS THREAD SHORE GONE CRAZY!!!

All your crazy threads are belong to us.

 

[Vol Horn 4 Life]

All your crazy threads are belong to us.

Maybe Gap kid should return. He can solve all our problems.

 

[WorsterMan]

Add to the demand list, on Tuesdays in July, HF will make available, to all Sponors, 2 free tacos at Torchy's or Fuzzy's!

 

[Austin_Bill]

We all KNOW that systemic saucism is present everywhere. I love when people try to deny it, like the ones that begin a sentence with 'Well, I'm not a saucist, but....' If they go there, you know they're a saucist.

When it comes to barbecue I am a anti-saucite, and I don't care what any of you think.

I am bean inclusive in my Chili.