WD-40

[Dionysus]

If medical researchers ever find a cure for the world's diseases I'm pretty sure that WD-40 is going to be involved somehow.

 

[ADMIRALSTOCKDALE]

i may start cooking with it

 

[El Sapo]

I've been using it to perfect time travel.

 

[HornHuskerDad]

I've even heard that WD-40 will break loose a rusted bolt...

HHD

 

[Hornius Emeritus]

It is both a floor wax AND a dessert topping!

 

[ScoPro]

Vince invented WD-40.

 

[madscientist]

its a petroleum product therefore its evil and must be stopped in favor of wind or solar lubricant/solvents.

 

[Steel Shank]

I brine my briskets in it.

 

[GakFoo]

i broke my leg once and sprayed wd-40 on it and it fixed it

 

[Dionysus]

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[BrothaHorn]

Works great on wasp nests!

 

[EPThorn]

If WD-40 and Duct tape were to concieve and give birth, the offspring would have the ability to fix anything but mechanics and repairman everywhere will be jobless.

 

[El_Oso]

it will never cure aggy tho

 

[Bookman]

I used WD-40 on my car and now I get 75 miles to the gallon.

 

[accuratehorn]

The trainer sprayed WD-40 on Vince's ankle that time it got twisted 720 degrees, and he played the next series.

 

[Dionysus]

That Phil Dawson game-winning kick into the wind against Virginia in 1995?

You guessed it: pre-snap spray with WD-40.

 

[SouthAfricanHorn]

And that was a 50-yarder into the wind! Had the holder sprayed the WD-40 into the wind it woulda stopped the wind. Didn't matter, though...

 

[AustinBat]

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[judgroybeanbag]

WD-40 > Anal Lube

 

[Bookman]

I used it on my girlfriend but she's still crazy.

 

[FriarTuck]

Someone told me to use it to clean my stainless steel fridge. I'm kind of nervous tho...

 

[accuratehorn]

It won't hurt it, that's for sure.