Way out west

[WhiteH2O Horn]

there's a story told
'bout a bunch of cowboys
tiny and bold
ridin' tall
tall in the saddle
herdin' cows the size of schnauzers
but they're cattle

Yipee-yi-yay mini sirloin burgers
yipee-yi-yo mini sirloin burgers
yipee-yi-yay mini sirloin burgers ha!

 

[Texanne]

For some insane reason, I am drawn to that commercial like a moth to a flame. It's a stupid, demeaning and altogether reprehensible commercial, but when it comes on, I can't tear my eyes away.

Somebody commit me, now!

 

[ACuriae]

Allsome.

Mrs. AC laughs uncontrollably every time this commercial comes on. I, on the the other hand, have the nearly uncontrollable urge to put a bullet in my brain.

 

[accuratehorn]

I think it hilarious, too, but I can't understand why the company hasn't been picketed by some midget rights group.

 

[ACuriae]

Irony, thy name is accuratehorn.

 

[Mrmyke709]

Thought this was going to be about one of my favorite ProgHouse bands.

 

[Texanne]

it's better than that, MrMyke ... It's about tiny cowboys!

 

[wolfman]

Just in case anyone has a hankering for

.

Yippie Kai Yeah Mini Sirloin Burgers

 

[nych 1]

I thought you were talking about the classic Sonny Rollins album.

 

[Texanne]

Thanks a heap, wolfman ... that's video crack to someone like me. Now I'll get nothing else done for the rest of the day.

 

[EternalHorn]

The part that gets me laughing is when the prarie dog is looking at the cattle and then turns and looks at the camera like "WTF??"

 

[wolfman]

En Espanol

 

[tallgrant]

They're not herding cows but they're mini-cows!

 

[afat]

... there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of..

 

[Texas_Rocks]

As started to doze off a couple of nights ago while watching TV with my girlfriend, she awoke me and said that I was trying to sing along in my sleep. Crazy!