Wacked his Package Clean Off

A Kentucky man who claims his penis was removed without his consent during what was supposed to be a circumcision has sued the doctor who performed the surgery.

Phillip Seaton, 61, and his wife

Why is he getting circumsized at the tender age of 61?
 
While you are reading this uplifting story, which began when the the victim sought help for swelling, be sure to check out the link right below concerning the Maryland lawsuit about the doctor stapling a man's butt together.
 
Ha Ha Ha! That was the best one so far.

The worst of it was at the end of the article where some poor sap had his divining rod and one man berry removed leaving the other. Why oh why leave one nad? How cruel to leave a sacky thingy hanging to remind you of what you once were. Better to remove the remaining one, put it on ice and turn the empty container into a reusable grocery sack.
 

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