Video: A Lion just being a Lion

DAMN!! NOW THAT IS A FORM TACKLE!!!!
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"Its looks like I was breathing . . . but what I was actually feelilng was the sensation of not breathing"

I'm sorry, what???? The "sensation of not breathing?? Who talks like that??? *****, YOU GOT KNOCKED THE **** OUT!!!
 
It's like "here's an idea. There's a huge predator about 10 feet away from me. I think I'll stand here and strike poses that look much like prey flailing away."
 
If she had started doing that goofy **** around me, I might have tackled her.

Some martial artist she is. She's so aware of her surroundings that a ******* 400 lb lion can jump on her before she notices.

Dumbass.
 
Is that really a form of martial arts or is it more a "visual interpretation" type of dance? Seriously, how dumb can you be?
 
Wow...There are just too many stupid people in this world.
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4 broken ribs (if true) is pretty painful, but yeah, she talks as if she's never heard of having one's breath knocked out. I mean, I was probably 8 years old when it happened to me the first time, and I pretty much knew exactly what was going on.
 
agreed, nice form tackling there. im sure it hurt, but that could have been much, much worse. her voice makes it seem like she believes she was viciously attacked. over dramatic much?
 
I agree this is a dorky-*** video and the woman's attitude and voice are irritating, but a 400 pound lion taking a girl down is a harsh reality. I'm sure the four broken ribs were quite painful and unexpected so cut her a little slack.
 
Quick, someone send this video to coach Muschamp! Let him unleash lion style tackling form to our D. Also perhaps Major can teach our rbs the rhino charging your *** running form.
 
...She does take a hit much better than Sam Bradford does. And the lion looks at the camera right before he does it, like "watch this."
LMFAO!
 
I hate how shes making herself out to be some poor victim here... You just messed with centuries of evolved *** kicking wrapped into a lean 400 lb package that has been in captivity for who knows how long, what the **** did you expect, the lion to purr and roll over for you?

Good kitty.
 

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