UT Chimp understands English!

[Dusty]

Or at least that’s what UTPD officer Paul Maslyk thought before he pumped 10 bullets into "Tony".

“the chimpanzee headed toward him in the pasture until it was within seven feet. Fearing for his safety, Maslyk said he twice shouted, "I'm gonna shoot," in accordance with UT police policy, and then fired at Tony”

Tony should have read the part in the UT student/faculty handbook about UTPD use of deadly force more closely.

 

[Anastasis]

Thats a decent pattern considering that he fell to the ground while getting those shots off.

 

[TexanByChoice]

That will teach him to raise his arms at a police offier.

 

[LITNIN HORN]

I didn't know UTPD worked under the anti-simian rules.

 

[Edward Ferrars]

If he had signed in Coco's language, this senseless killing would never have occurred. Now the apes who evolve past us will use this as further evidence on why it's acceptable to enslave the human race.
Personally, I don't see anyway Taylor explains this one away.

 

[Horny04]

Chimps don't play games. They ****ing charge your ***.

 

[flaco]

******* anti-semiantites.

Srsly though, with the stories of chimps chewing the nads off of people I would not be taking any chances either.