just kicking around ideas about who would do it (Christie for sure) and more particularly, how he would do it.
One thought: a virtual reality TV show in which people would audition for the job and Trump and a select panel of TV personalities would toss questions and then the public would get to vote; the top ten, the top four, then down to two and then let a chimp pick the winner. Might work out pretty good and the ratings would blow the Super Bowl out of the top spot for viewers.
I think he should try to get Oprah for the win but I dono if she would go for having to compete, though she would surely win: all the chimps love her just like everybody else.
Maybe have Oprah and Springer and Peyton Manning and Lady Gaga as the questioners and at the end they toss the candidates, deciding they are a bunch of losers and the panel unanimously decides to pick Oprah?
If we are ever to surpass the Romans as the all time greatest Empire a move like this is sure to help. Who needs Bread and Circuses when you could have a show like this?
One thought: a virtual reality TV show in which people would audition for the job and Trump and a select panel of TV personalities would toss questions and then the public would get to vote; the top ten, the top four, then down to two and then let a chimp pick the winner. Might work out pretty good and the ratings would blow the Super Bowl out of the top spot for viewers.
I think he should try to get Oprah for the win but I dono if she would go for having to compete, though she would surely win: all the chimps love her just like everybody else.
Maybe have Oprah and Springer and Peyton Manning and Lady Gaga as the questioners and at the end they toss the candidates, deciding they are a bunch of losers and the panel unanimously decides to pick Oprah?
If we are ever to surpass the Romans as the all time greatest Empire a move like this is sure to help. Who needs Bread and Circuses when you could have a show like this?