True love is hard to find

[chango]

... sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a ******* magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

 

[tex-horn]

What do you think, Max? It's got three speeds.

 

[EternalHorn]

earmuffs

 

[Art Vandelay]

You're my boy, Blue!!!

 

[txboy_in_az]

Elisha Cuthbert

 

[That's Right]

I don't know if we'll have enough time.

 

[HornGrandioso]

...maybe even a whole meal of food.