truck nutz

[Mitch Cumsteen]

So many questions....

Am I supposed to be offended? Humored? Impressed? Mostly, I'm just bewildered. Who in the hell puts these things on their truck?

What message are you trying to send? Are you trying to tell me that you have balls? Or that you need to purchase testicles for your truck to show everyone how big your real balls are? Were they out of Yosemite Sam back off mud flaps or the naked lady silhouettes that day so you got yourself a big ol pair of brass testicles to hang from your rig?

Can anyone explain this phenomenon?

 

[Truck's Son]

Are you talking mess about my pops mofo???

 

[Eastwood22]

Compensation followed by a "git-er-done!"

I hear these things are popular in B/CS...

 

[kangsta]

 

[Eastwood22]

^ "It's a good thing I have a big truck with big nuts, because I have an incredibly small pecker."
- aggy

 

[KaiserSoze]

They're the one of the most retarded things I've ever seen. I'd never seen them until a few years ago when I was in the N. Georgia mountains... just dumb.

 

[Truck's Son]

WHAT THE **** IS THAT???!!!

 

[jmatt]

The first time I saw a truck (and it's ALWAYS a truck) with one of those things on it, I found it mildly amusing.

Maybe even the second time.

After that, I decided it was stupid and childish.

Oh, I would assume it's there to compensate.

 

[NCAAFBALLROX]

So, should we expect to one day see a "Mini van vag" to replace or cover the hitch?

 

[utmck]

That has got to be the most "red neck" thing I have ever seen.

 

[TxStHorn]

Hate 'em.

 

[El_Oso]

they'd drag on the ground and sparks would fly

 

[LITNIN HORN]

The Link

 

[WhoooTex]

I think it's code for "put balls in my mouth". Ask an aggie, they can surely tell you.

 

[bighornfan32]

I love seeing the people get out of the truck that has those. Usually a scrawny high school kid who wears Fox jerseys.

 

[l00p]

Trucksticles. Hilarious. But this is not the likely response sought by the people who have them. What woman would date a guy with those?

 

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[Math Mudrat]

You can probably buy those in a set with the "Calvin pissing on ____" stickers

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

These light up when you hit the brakes!

 

[accuratehorn]

You can't deny you would be pretty much unstoppable with a big *** truck equipped with trucksticles and a big rear window wolf decal.

 

[tj11_hookem]

Anyone that has these deserve to be punched in the face.

Better yet, in the nuts.

 

[l00p]

They don't have any which is why they have them on the truck. So you are going to kick the bumper or differential?

 

[Bevo5]

The worst thing -- there are people in china putting those together wondering what the **** is going on in America.

Best thing I ever saw: We're sitting at a stop light minding our own business and we look next to us and see a dude who must've thought it was still 1980. Bleach blond hair waving in the wind, air drumming to POison or something...with the t-tops off of his bright purple/yellow vette.

But the best part..he drives off..license plate is some variation of "NoKids" or something and then a little ball sack hanging off the back.

We sat there for a minute completely stunned at what we had just seen. Oltorf and Lamar....maybe you guys have seen him.

 

[ghost]

I saw a set on a Z3 once. Talk about a tool.

 

[NCAAFBALLROX]

Have you guys seen (in Austin) "Yellow Hummer Guy"? Drives a yellow H2, I think he's got the nutz on the rear end...

Kicker: has a mini H2 on the hood as an ornament (up front / center).

For awhile there, he was all the rage on Austin Craigslist Rants n Raves.

 

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[gardere_owns_OU]

i took this picture on my way to the airport last month.

sooner truck (notice the inverted horns under the bed handle) and of course, nutz..

it was raining