Trolling Saruman

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Trolling Sarumon
Original Russian artist used in above link

Reading Lord of The Rings has left me with the persistient belief that Sarumon's fate will be that of the socialist here in America. Obama or some other will one day be defeated by Freedom and he or she will exit not in blood or genocide, but weak, bitter, alone, despised and perhaps pitied.

The first link above though, ends Sarumon much differently from what I read in the books, doing injustice to Tolkien's keen perception of history and Good versus Evil. I prefer Sarumon walking the road at the end like everyone else.

Nonetheless, the faux ending presented in the top link does serve the purpose of allowing the spoof using the voice of the artist in the bottom link.

When you watch this Russian artist from the 50's or 60's (or maybe as late as the 70's or 80's given their socialist fashion sense) you will note almost right away he is singing nonsense words, tro lo lo and ya ya yahhhh, and you might be reminded of the alien head exploding yodeling in Mars Attacks. At least contemporary American and Western singers of this period at least included lyrics around their nonsense la la la's. Further, perhaps it is the age of the film, but this poor Russian, Eduard Khil, looks a vampiric shade of bloodless white. Or perhaps by that time, the real vampire, Communism had drained him of most of his blood.

At any rate, he is singing absolute nonsense. Apparently actual lyrics were too dangerouse for the socialist utopian masses to receive. Or perhaps, probably being the only happy song produced that year in commie pinko world, lyrics would have been useless anyway after exporting it to all the soviet client state masses around the globe.

We as a country don't ever ever want to produce a singer/song like that (Jazz or Scatman John doesn't count). Forget the national debt, budget deficit, lack of jobs- whatever as a reason to rapidly veer away from creeper progressive socialism. Rather the hideous one-party-dear-leader-singing rules all reasons to dump the centralized socialism of Obamacare, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, student loans etc.
 

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