tried to cut his own package clean off

[BigWill]

The Link

 

[Oranjello]

What a wannabe. Read The Professor and The Madman for the proper procedure.

 

[hullabelew]

Nothing like a BigWill "Package" post to get my Friday started off. What a bizarre story. Also, while reading about that, I came across this little goodie that I somehow missed.

 

[AuburnTexas]

He acted all nuts and went off half cocked.

 

[khorn]

What a girly man. He didn't even have the balls to cut off his own nuts.