"I'm offering my country for sale. What is left of it anyway. Slightly used, low wages, low pensions, low expectations. Lots of sunshine though, free at the moment.
Many natural resources, minerals etc that are still untouched. Bureaucracy at its best. Great bribe-to-do system, over 20 years of experience.
Obedience at the IMF, bankers and the Troika is guaranteed, no questions asked.
The buyer will get for free 300 politicians, highly trained at the University of Fine Arts of Scandals. And free Greek Bonds with extremely high international market value. For confetti.
I will provide the best possible certificate that you will ever imagine, maybe even a custom one that you'll ask.
P.s.
No hard feelings."
"Questions and answers about this item:
•Q: Is it possible to bundle your sale with Iceland? I would consider a package deal!
•A: I'm sorry to tell you,but Iceland is in much better condition than Greece."
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Many natural resources, minerals etc that are still untouched. Bureaucracy at its best. Great bribe-to-do system, over 20 years of experience.
Obedience at the IMF, bankers and the Troika is guaranteed, no questions asked.
The buyer will get for free 300 politicians, highly trained at the University of Fine Arts of Scandals. And free Greek Bonds with extremely high international market value. For confetti.
I will provide the best possible certificate that you will ever imagine, maybe even a custom one that you'll ask.
P.s.
No hard feelings."
"Questions and answers about this item:
•Q: Is it possible to bundle your sale with Iceland? I would consider a package deal!
•A: I'm sorry to tell you,but Iceland is in much better condition than Greece."
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