...to Kris Kristoferson, Billy Swan an 'Funky'...

[A. BETTIK]

What classic beer drinking song starts off with these words?

Hint: What every Texan ought to do on the Continental Divide between the Colorado and Rio Grand River Basins at least once before expiry.

 

[Texanne]

Pissin' in the Wind -- JJW.

Next question, please.

 

[I Am Texas]

Bettin' on a losin' friend...

 

[Texanne]

Makin' the same mistakes we'd swear we'd never make again ...

 

[I Am Texas]

I still love those old Jerry Jeff drinkin' songs. Another favorite goes somethin' like this here:
Well he was born, in oklahoma
And his wife's name is Betty Lou Thelma Liz...

 

[A. BETTIK]

A+ buckaroos and buckarettes!

"Scamp Walker time again..."

 

[LITNIN HORN]

Well, when you're down on your luck,
And you ain't got a buck,
In London you're a goner...

 

[LITNIN HORN]

Lately I've been thinkin'
I just might give up drinkin'
Now I don't know all in all
I just might stay home
And get drunk all alone
And punch a few holes in the wall

I feel like Hank Williams tonight.