Tiger Woods Heckling at The Masters

[mcbrett]

Heckling will be light at the Masters- but some of this is going to come up at other tournaments. I suggest we use the wit and comedic talents of hornfans to help get the party going:


1) Keep your clubs out of the rough, Tiger!

2) [Approaching the green- the crowds usually yell "put it in the hole"] After this inevitable yell- someone else should yell "the hole that's on the golf course!"

 

[FridayNiteLites]

I'm sure there will be times where people suggest he use a "driver" next time.

 

[general35]

there will be no heckling at the masters.

 

[nych 1]

Beer drinking game:

Must drink anytime one of the announcers uses the following words/phrases during the 24/4 coverage of Tiger: shaft, iron, wood, ball, hole, rough, stroke, bush, hitting it firm, threesome, bent shaft, chip and run, aim line, approach shot, blast shot, below the hole, bump and run, deep rough, duffer, effective loft, long game, short game, etc.

 

[Texanne]

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[accuratehorn]

Yelling "In the hole" won't distract Tiger too much, as it is only an 18 hole course.

 

[The Eyes of Texas]

"We're all pulling for you, Cheetah. Speaking of pulling, how's the talent look at Denny's this year?"

 

[Murphy'sBoy]

"get in the ho"

 

[Reborn_Horn]

Did anyone see the pairings:
GROUP 31
1:42
Tiger's Wood - United States
Matt Kuchar - United States
K.J. Choi - Korea

 

[The Eyes of Texas]

they should have put him in a group with Parnevik (sp?)

 

[the actor]

shouldn't the pairings read:

Tiger's Wood
Matt Koochie
B.J. Choi

 

[Natron]

Totally agree...the hallowed grounds of golf, etc, etc....get over yourself already.
Maybe Happy Gilmore will make an appearance and change the crowd up a little...

 

[mcbrett]

There's grass on the fairway, so play ball!

If you plan to hit it in the water- use your gloves please

Don't worry Tiger- these traps don't have attorneys

 

[l00p]

He can get a Grand Slam.

 

[Texas0407]

After someone yells "Get in the hole!", someone will inevitably say "That's what she said." As you can imagine, it will be hilarious.

 

[Pogo]

Plane carrying this sign above the Masters today.

Not sure why it's not linking. Here's the story link

 

[overmaars]

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[Texanne]

oermaars,

I've covered golf. Two Byrons. One with Jack Nicklaus.

I understand it. I just don't worship it.

 

[GRhino]

When asked in his post round interview how his practice has prepared him to actually play in a tournament, Tiger said "I've been grinding really hard for weeks on end." It made me chuckle a little.

 

[Texas0407]

Was I the only one hoping he'd end his press conference today by saying "For shizzle" ?

 

[WorsterMan]

Tiger's new movie title: Show Me the Honey!!!

wonder if he will miss a putt at the hole and someone will shout: He lipped it!

 

[TigerPride]

I for one do not begrudge Tiger for his shortcomings. Let those without sin cast the first stone.

He didn't murder anyone. Didn't run over anyone. He ****** his life up and will pay for it forever.

Plus..............no one really knows what his home life was like anyway.

I for one would not cheat on her, but maybe she wasn't exactly dazzling him. No flame, but really........who knows for sure?

I treat my wife like gold because she is a good woman, hot, smart and I know there are a million dipshits who would try to get it if she wasn't getting it at home.

 

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[I_Live_In_OK]

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