from the great "every day should be saturday":
Notre Dame: QB Jimmy Clausen, split ends. Game-time decision.
Ohio State: Beanie Wells, Foot. He will play, but will wear a protective chinstrap beard as a precaution.
Better safe than sorry: strap it on, Beanie.
South Florida: Jim Leavitt, fractured vocal cords. Day-to-day.
Oklahoma: No injuries. ********.
Maryland: QB Chris Turner, severe stroke. Expected to play with no visible effects against Cal.
Missouri: QB Chase Daniel, gout, lumbago, and arthritis. Expected to play.
Syracuse: Syracuse. Out four months at least.
Tennessee: RB Arian Foster: Seventh Day Adventist, out indefinitely. Jonathan Crompton: evolution. Expected to play.
West Virginia: 3rd degree burns to dignity. Expected to play.
Virginia Tech: FB Devin Perez, food poisoning. No, really: food poisoning. It takes serious, doo-doo meat gut-rot to keep you out this long, like the kind you get by mistakenly ordering Wendy’s new U-238 Burger: guaranteed to give you Das Boot.
Notre Dame: QB Jimmy Clausen, split ends. Game-time decision.
Ohio State: Beanie Wells, Foot. He will play, but will wear a protective chinstrap beard as a precaution.
Better safe than sorry: strap it on, Beanie.
South Florida: Jim Leavitt, fractured vocal cords. Day-to-day.
Oklahoma: No injuries. ********.
Maryland: QB Chris Turner, severe stroke. Expected to play with no visible effects against Cal.
Missouri: QB Chase Daniel, gout, lumbago, and arthritis. Expected to play.
Syracuse: Syracuse. Out four months at least.
Tennessee: RB Arian Foster: Seventh Day Adventist, out indefinitely. Jonathan Crompton: evolution. Expected to play.
West Virginia: 3rd degree burns to dignity. Expected to play.
Virginia Tech: FB Devin Perez, food poisoning. No, really: food poisoning. It takes serious, doo-doo meat gut-rot to keep you out this long, like the kind you get by mistakenly ordering Wendy’s new U-238 Burger: guaranteed to give you Das Boot.
