This Is Why I Hate Aggy!

I hate them for the misery they gave me from the mid 80s until Mack arrived on the 40 Acres. And of course, all their cultish ways.
 
I keep waiting for somebody to post a link from over there that has one of them admitting the fact that the only time in history they briefly mattered, they cheated to great extreme. They have not cheated as much as OU has nor been in as much trouble but they are next in line at 3rd all time.
 
Good lord, what a stupid thread that is on texags (I know, what else is new?). Sometimes I think nobody over there is over the age of 15.
 
Well Vince just gave them a sneak peek at how this week is going to go.
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THIS is why you hate them? Dear, lord.....although this is a good reason, there are so many more reasons to hate the cult:

Their round-the-clock penis envy, childish name-calling, celebrating class players getting hurt when cheap-shotted, feebly pretending to be anything close to the REAL Military Academies, their pathetic traditions and their desperate attempts to keep some of them going even at the total expense of respect and disregard of tragic circumstances, their "no one understands our ways," way of rationalizing who they are and what they claim to stand for, Governor Perry, the milkmen, Dave South, corps of toy soldiers.....just basically everything. There is nothing charming or redeeming about their ways or traditions. They are just a large collection of assimilated bufoons who are now part of a pathetic collective. Here's hoping Mack does not let our boys step off the gas even for a second. Hook 'Em!!
 
I don't know about hate, it's just a stupid joke, but I am deeply concerned about how some of them seem to be confused in their preference. I'm not sure they understand what it means to want to see females dressed as males romancing each other.
 
i always hear aggy and ou mentioned as 2 of the top 3 most penalized programs in history.

who's the 3rd?
 
I think it's funny the way those guys deride Colt and Shipley considering that both are very similar to your archetypal male Aggie student (white, conservative, Christian, grew up in a small/smallish Texas town, etc.).
 
Aggies.... always good for a laugh.

I love the moderator post deletion... [sip banned] hahahaha

For people that are so rabidly homophobic they sure seem to like chicks kissing.
 
Yes, it's Bama. This is just for football, however. The list changes when all sports or all infractions are counted. I forget who is at the top of that list but some schools have done a great deal of chicanery in things like Hoops and other sports.
 
aggy is the 8th wonder of the world. not an awe-inspiring wonder either.

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go HORNS. whip the feces out of those feces
 
Because after he was injured in the 2006 game against aggy he was taken off the field in a cart.

Evidently they find it funny that he got hurt.
 

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