This is just odd..

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So since the FBI says that fingerprint evidence proves he's not the Florida guy they said he was, it's either a case of:
A. Men-In-Black where he got his prints changed, or...
B. Mistaken identity because black people playing basketball look similar.
C. Some weird fuckup where everyone is lying about everything.

I'm guessing C. It's way too convenient that his former teammate would enroll him at a high school.
 
I want to know how in the world the UIL approved this kid to play varsity basketball? I am assuming that he played varsity this past season. My school had a kid move enroll this fall from Brazil (he was on a student visa), but the UIL declined his varsity eligibility becasue he did not go the foreign exchange route.
 

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