Things I might have said in the past...

[Dionysus]

... which could make me laugh today.

- Data storage? Dude, I've got a whole box of floppies on my desk.

- Come on, just one more beer. How could you get in trouble on a Jet Ski? It's water for cryin' out loud!

- Look, the Oilers have a 35 point lead. No freakin' way the Bills are getting back in this one.

- There's no beer in the car, officer. We smoked it all.

- Breaker one-nine, good buddy.

- Your dad's out of town, he'll never know we took his truck out for a little while.

- Teri Hatcher is hot.

 

[ptownhorn]

let me borrow your motley crue tape so i can copy it. I got a package of maxwell golds for christmas

 

[Ramathorn]

Look, the tapes may physically belong to you. But the magic that is on the tapes, that's ours.

 

[l00p]

I will not have sex until I am married.

I will not do drugs.

I will not get drunk until I am 21.

Ugh.


I made it to 16 for the 1st and 3rd. 17 for the 2nd.

 

[chango]

WE ARE GETTING BLOWN OUT!!!!

 

[HornBud]

That Whitesnake chick is smokin!!! Damn, rockers get the best chicks!

I can't wait to get a phone in my car, that is sooo cool!

 

[Fievel121]

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[Dionysus]

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[Ramathorn]

I wish she liked me for my personality.







Yep, that was lame.

 

[l00p]

And impossible? Surely she loved you for your body!

 

[Ramathorn]

loopy, I think seat 4 on bus #132 needs some cleaning. Get to it.

 

[l00p]

Strong!

 

[Ramathorn]

This Leprechaun movie could be a dark horse for film of the year.

 

[WorsterMan]

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"Look, the Oilers have a 35 point lead. No freakin' way the Bills are getting back in this one."

- I think I remember saying something similar to this at the time

 

[The Creature]

"I don't think I'd want to get drunk. The thought of losing my self-control bothers me."

 

[wolfman]

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[GarCiaRia]

Wanna go to the game? Let's go to Randalls and buy our $5 endzone seats. We have 45 minutes before game time and I'll just wear this blue t-shirt and red cap.

 

[Ramathorn]

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[rickysrun]

FIRE MACK AND GREG

 

[HousHorn09]

"Alright everyone, tequila shots for every game we lost this year!!!"

That used to get me shitfaced my undergrad years... now it wouldn't even get me buzzed.

... WAY TO GO MACK!!!