'These jalapenos are too hot.'

[smwhorn]

While standing in line to order at Popeye's, w customer interrupted the guy in front of me who was ordering:

Patron: These jalapenos are too hot.

Manager: Well, sir, it is a jalapeno. But I'd be happy to refund your money for it if you would wait your turn in line.

Patron: I want to talk to the manager.

Manager: I am the manager, sir. There's only two people waiting and then I will be happy to refund your money.

Patron: **** you. I'm leaving and never coming back.

Me: See ya.

Patron: **** you, too.

Me: No thanks.

Patron walks out.

THE JALAPENOS WERE TOO HOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[milk_monitor]

Did you have a coke handy?

 

[HornGrandioso]

"This chicken is too fried. This red beans and rice is too beany and ricy."

 

[HornDig_It]

I worked for my parents restaurant all the way through high school and you won't believe some of the stuff people do. They would order a dish that is not spicy. And then they would ask for it to be extra extra spicy so we'd make it extra extra spicy. They would eat most of it and then say, ummm that was way too spicy. Can you cook me another one less spicy and expect it to be free. Or you would take out the food to them. They would salt it up untasted. Take a bite and say it was too salty. The worse is someone coming in asking to have a sample of everything so maybe next time they might buy something.

 

[pulque]

People *****, or haven't you noticed?

 

[Beau Vine]

This water is too wet.

 

[accuratehorn]

Correct response, "You live too far south. IH-35 goes north."

 

[DigglerontheHoof]

Another good response: "Quit shoving them up your vagina."

 

[HornGrandioso]

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[TexasTower]

Your post has too many words.

 

[Hornius Emeritus]

That orgasm sucked.