There's a bird outside my 4th Story office window

[MirrOlure]

...just sitting there, jerking his head back and forth, looking out and down and all around.

What the heck is going through his mind.

I'm thinking something along the lines of the Bud Light "humans can understand animals" dog............and he's just sitting there saying:

"Bugs. Bugs bugs bugs. Bugs. Bugs. Bugs bugs bugs bugs. Bugbugbugbugbugbugs. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuugs."

 

[MilkmanDan]

He's got this stuck in his head:

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...

 

[random horn]

he's trying to decide which car was most recently washed so he could **** on it


which some bird did to my car today

 

[accuratehorn]

Surfer bird!
This time of year, the birds have more than bugs on their minds, they have, like, bees on their minds.

 

[jmatt]

We have a woodpecker attacking the aluminum window frames at my office.

Must be an aggy.

 

[wolfman]

I woke early one morning
The Earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,

He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and gay,
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away

He sang of far-off places
Of Laughter and fun,
It seemed very trilling,
Brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
And gently lowered the window
And crushed its ******* head

 

[SINCE73]

 

[accuratehorn]

This is avian mating season you heartless asses. The woodpeckers drum the attract attention from the potential mates. It will all end within a month or so.

 

[TexasDan]

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[Dionysus]

Milkman Dan has been pulling out the Ramones cassettes again.

 

[accuratehorn]

You sure he isn't a fan of the Trashmen?

 

[FugleBunny]

You'll shoot your eye out kid!

 

[MilkmanDan]

accuratehorn is accurate yet again. I have a soft spot for surf music, probably because one of the three things I ever heard my dad play on the guitar was the Pipeline intro.