THE WATERBOY IS GETTING SHAFTED

[Hermosa Horn]

I just wanted to say that our waterboy is getting shafted. I have always felt that Mack Brown has made promised to the high school phenon waterboy, that he would indeed start and be the guy that gets to run the water bottles onto the field during timeouts, just to get his committment. I understand that the guy who runs out to pick up the kicking tee after kickoffs, should start NOW, but he does not bleed orange, and never will bleed orange. He is just the guys who runs out to pick up the kicking tee after kickoffs for THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS. If you look at the stats for both waterboys, you will see that the first waterboy runs the water bottles out there faster than the waterboy who is now starting. WHAT A FREAKIN' JOKE. I think that the new waterboy will be great in the future, but the first waterboy should start now. If you look at the time in the OSU game that the first waterboy got to take the waterbottles out, and you applied that to the whole game, his stats would have been amazing. Oh, yeah, and to attempt to cover up the fact that I am an imposter, I will throw in GREG DAVIS SUCKS.

Will this stuff never end?

Hook'em Horns

 

[Horns_House]

Hilarious, yet sadly true. It will never end....

 

[Texanne]

It will end the day Phil Dawson poses in Playboy.

Or names the defense.

Or designs new uniforms.

'Cause then we won't have anything more to talk about.

 

[scally]

Texanne, if that were all to happen on the same day, i think hornfans would go out of business.

 

[BurntO]

I wonder what Jim Rome thinks about our Waterboy controversy?

 

[Horns_House]

Even then it won't end because greg davis will still suck....even if he isn't here anymore.

 

[Cannibal-Horn]

They should pay him $198,000 per year. He's underpaid....

 

[BevoJoe]

You obviously weren't wartching at the OU game. He dropped a bottle on one timeout and had to be reminded after another. He ran out there tentative most of the other timeouts too!

1. What's your source of the water boy not bleeding orange or is it just YOUR opinion?

2. How do you KNOW that Brown promised the new water boy he would be starting?

(It's late afternoon and I'm bored!)

 

[Hermosa Horn]

BEVO JOE...

It is just my opinion, so therefore I do not need any facts to support my unsubstantiated flames. Isn't this what this board is for, for us to launch any unsubstantiated claims that wander into our simple minds.

 

[mishatx]

does anyone have video of Tony Brackens or Bryant Westbrook laying out the waterboy?

 

[BevoJoe]

How dare you exercise your first amendment rights on this public albeit privately owned forum! A pox on those who do so, [obsenity] [obsecene gesture] [loud capitalized bold obscenity]....is it time for dinner?....No, well then more [obsenities] [obsecene gestures] [loud capitalized bold obscenitys] [just plain stupid inuendos] [name callings and name callings] take that!

 

[Hermosa Horn]

BEVO JOE -
If Greg Davis did not suck, and totally give up on letting the waterboy run the water bottles out to the team during the 3rd quarter, he would have put up much better stats. As we all know, the first waterboy is a big pounding waterboy, who gets better as the game progresses, because he wears down those water bottles. Where is the loyalty?

 

[BevoJoe]

He had his shot! I know for a fact because my bartender has a sister who's niece by marriage is related to the aunt of the cousin of the guy who delievers the UPS parcels to Coach Brown's office and he said that Brown made it clear that if he didn't run the bottles with authority this season, he'd have no choice but to put in the phenom waterboy. Case Closed...bar's open!!

 

[BurntO]

Cleverness. I finally figured out that it is cleverness that I enjoy the most about this community of hornfans. Not only are you guys and gals true orange believers, you're just so darned clever. If you say cleverness over and over it really sounds strange. In fact, if you look at it for very long it just looks wrong -- cleverness, cleverness, cleverness, cleverness -- am I spelling this correctly?

 

[Rambo]

Bevo Joe- Car kev sent me a "WARNING" so you may get one too for saying that. Anyway, thanks.---Rambo

 

[HORNINTHEUSA]

What does cleavage have to do with the waterboy? and for the last friggin' time it wasn't Phil Dawson it was Doug Dawson.....damnit!

 

[TTUEX]

I read in our Media guide up here at Tech that our lead water boy (black team #1) was a transfer from UT. While we picked up a couple of JUCO's last season, our Water crew is definately more spread out this year and is adapting to the new system. Our coaching staff refers to them as the Clear Hydration Team. And I hear that one member who is in charge of replenishing water for coaches carries a special darker water with the label "JD" on it. I don't have any reports of what the JD stands for.

(that last part was for you horns).

 

[kevwun]

Well, our current water boy has heart. He is a born leader. He had our boys so well watered that they were able to beat Nebraska twice. He led us to a bowl game win. He's not physically intimidating, but he just has "it". We all know this new kid's dad used to be the waterboy for the Giants. He's getting by on his famous father's name. Hell, if you get down to it, I bet his old man is paying Mack to play him. This guy will never lead us to the promised land.

 

[Texanne]

TTUEX,

You're all right!

 

[Hermosa Horn]

Aside from the most pressing issue, that being the travesty of the First Waterboy being benched in favor of the Freshman Phenom Waterboy, WE NEED TO NAME OUR WATERBOY TEAM! If even Tech's waterboy team has a name, then we have to name ours. I would suggest Bevo's Beverage Brigade!

 

[macho grande]

it's a Media Conspiracy that this question was never raised before.

 

[20*34]

What everyone else said and to boot, waterboy should have known that option was coming on 4th and 2.

And another thing, why didn't waterboy run the ball more on Oct. 6th. What did Mack recruit him for if he can't stick to a game plan, I mean why was he on the headset with Davis between timeouts if we were just going to throw 3 and out.

And another thing, its just like the ags said, all Mack recruited him for was to fill the water bottles up. Mack never intended to give him a real shot at running the water on the field.

And why did he jump from 3 stars to 5 stars after he committed to UT.

He will probably get spun down to defensive tackle anyway so why worry about it.

 

[domedriver]

The Waterboys have no heart!

 

[Orangesweat]

I prefer Gatorade myself.

 

[navyhornO6]

After we move waterboy from left DE to linebacker, we can name the defense, but only if Davis is fired and Mack never wins a championship of any kind.

 

[LonghornGirlie]

I'm concerned about the waterboy's uniform. The orange nylon pants just don't look as streamlined as white with an orange racing stripe as he streaks out onto the field with the water. I think I'll email Cleve.

 

[hornFANtastic]

Yea, LHG, and if Cleve gives you any crap I know someone who will kick his ***.

 

[TEXMAN]

The problem with our waterboy is that he is always out of position. Also, he is overly agressive with delivering water and tends to be fooled when players are running off the field.

I know he has a lot of heart, but waterboy #2 is a stud. No one has dehydrated while waterboy #2 has the H20.

Hook'em

 

[Bosshorn]

Wonder what's in those water bottles anyway? I mean, just how deep is this media conspiracy? Do you think they'd go so far as to put some sort of "Give up the run" potion in GD's bottle up in the booth? Man, we've got to look into this.

It's 8:45 and ou still sucks.

 

[TTUEX]

UPDATE:

(College Station, Not So AP) Today an inside source indicated that one water boy was not eligible for college athletics. This individual was involved with a professional goat screwers show team as their hydration specialist. Since this was a paid position on the professional circuit (Arkansas and College Station), he was no longer eligible by the NCAA. More news to follow, in the not so distant future.