The Tennessee frat did WHAT?!

[darius]

Bottoms Up!
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[coolhorn]

Somebody needs to explain beer bongs to them...

 

[hornyhoosier]

SEC! SEC! SEC!

 

[TheGallopinGoose]

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[darius]

"Twelve Tennessee students were cited with underage drinking."
Ahh, I think they've found a technical loophole in the underage drinking law.

 

[IvanDiabloHorn]

Might work out for the lads if they were pulled over. No alcohol on their breath(just dont flatulate) and can honestly tell the officer "None, Sir." when asked how many they have had to drink. Ha!

 

[MarylandHorn]

I call BS on the enema thing. It would be difficult for the cops to know the difference between a garden variety beer bong and something that might possibly be used to give an enema. These internet rumors have been going around for awhile but never actually proven. If you did take your alcohol via enema, it would still enter your blood stream in the same way it does if you ingest it, so why would it for some reason skip the filtration in the liver that happens when it enters through you stomach instead? As for not showing up on your breath, that's wrong too as your breath comes from you lungs, not you stomach so as blood passes through your lungs and evaporates as you are taking in oxygen, you expire it. That's why a breathalizer measures BAC rather than merely what you drank.

 

[Statalyzer]

What a bunch of ********.

 

[hornyhoosier]

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[LoudHorn]

Tennessee found some guy to play the part of Reggie McNeal in the re-enactment of the 2005 Cotton Bowl.