MindControll
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I knowed a lot a you folks is concerned and all with the footballs season, but there is a lot of tings happenin this time a year that is worth knowting. You see, we here on the Hornfans have a long time friend that is about to embark on a scared journey into the heart of aggieland, which as you know as an outsider ya can't understand, and as an insider ya don't know what the hell your talkin about. Anyways, I thought y'all might want a look into the mystical world our hero is about ta enter. Here follows a small preview a the spiders firstest looks at the life of a twelve man.
Day 1's - indocternization a the new recruits....
Here the fish, like our hero spider, get to learn ta bow down to the likes a this here beef cake hee man. once they succeed in grovelin enough, they are rewarded with a mountain dew. the corps knows that if you give treats fir successful like abediance, then the recruits fall in line just like barn yard animals do. We all know how nice barn yard animals are when they behave...nudge nudge, wink, wink.....
Day for - Jack boot day!
Here fish get ta show off their knew jack boots as well as their really sassy legs!....
Day 30dy - give a hand ta a friend day
On this here day, they get ta discover the joy a givin a hand ta a friend. Notice the precise and military manner of this team reach around. Talk about persision! It looks like there's a mite bit of friendly hand holdin goin on too. Who says the aggies don't believe in no foreplay. What a special day for first year ags!.....
Day six d - upper classman date night
On this day, upper classman get ta comb the halls lookin for dates. As you may note, the sheep have vacated the premises.....
Day six d - later on that knight
As ya can see, date night is goin swell in tha corp dorm.....
As y'all can see, the Spider is about to embark on a scared journey where he will learn of things mystical and that will make him sore. As an outsider I want to say ta the Spiderag, that we'll all be thinkin of you. You are goin ta be a genuine aggie twelve man hero and we're proud ta call you our friend.
Have a great year Spider!
Day 1's - indocternization a the new recruits....
Here the fish, like our hero spider, get to learn ta bow down to the likes a this here beef cake hee man. once they succeed in grovelin enough, they are rewarded with a mountain dew. the corps knows that if you give treats fir successful like abediance, then the recruits fall in line just like barn yard animals do. We all know how nice barn yard animals are when they behave...nudge nudge, wink, wink.....
Day for - Jack boot day!
Here fish get ta show off their knew jack boots as well as their really sassy legs!....
Day 30dy - give a hand ta a friend day
On this here day, they get ta discover the joy a givin a hand ta a friend. Notice the precise and military manner of this team reach around. Talk about persision! It looks like there's a mite bit of friendly hand holdin goin on too. Who says the aggies don't believe in no foreplay. What a special day for first year ags!.....
Day six d - upper classman date night
On this day, upper classman get ta comb the halls lookin for dates. As you may note, the sheep have vacated the premises.....
Day six d - later on that knight
As ya can see, date night is goin swell in tha corp dorm.....
As y'all can see, the Spider is about to embark on a scared journey where he will learn of things mystical and that will make him sore. As an outsider I want to say ta the Spiderag, that we'll all be thinkin of you. You are goin ta be a genuine aggie twelve man hero and we're proud ta call you our friend.
Have a great year Spider!
