The rumor stops here NOW!

[SabreHorn]

I just stopped by my house to pick something up, and there is a 2017 F-150 with Tennessee plates sitting at the curb, but no one was in it. I shall not accept a meeting nor entertain an offer for the head coach's job at Tennessee. Stop the rumors now!

Somehow I think Dion, Viper, YellaDawg, and others conspired to plant the truck. Whomever did it, I require a King Ranch 4x4, although would consider a Platinum in certain colors.

 

[Godz40acres]

 

[WorsterMan]

Dion, Viper, YellaDawg

I admit, that I have knowledge of the plot by these conspirators!

 

[Horn6721]

Don't let them low ball you
A 2017?
So last year in the automotive world.
An insult.

 

[LonghornCatholic]

I know what will get you to Tennessee......

 

[SabreHorn]

Does it come in any color other than Mobilehoma?

 

[ViperHorn]

Check in the glove box and be sure FedEx has your Tennessee address.

 

[Dionysus]

I can neither confirm nor deny but why doesn’t your agent return our calls?

 

[SabreHorn]

We don't accept calls from "unknown".

Also, what's up with the cloth interior, no carpet, and no LED lights? You guys really cheaped out. I expected at least orange lights in the wheels and undercarriage.

I have photos of truck and license plate, but how do I upload them?

 

[yelladawgdem]

I admit, that I have knowledge of the plot by these conspirators!

Conspiracy is SO 2000. Now it's called "collusion". And trust me, us "yelldawgs" have generations of practice, (or at least I have heard that), so there is no reason to check the vehicle for cash or bonds. I would point out that McDonald's stock (MCD) has increased 42.8% in the last year however.

So pay no attention to Worster behind the curtain. There is a reason they call it a "Happy Meal".

 

[Dionysus]

@SabreHorn was it this one?

 

[SabreHorn]

That one is nice, but they did their homework and know it has to be a Ford

 

[Hoop]

Well I am glad you aren't leaving us!