'The Ramada War Hymn' (or 'Ode to Dinesh Patel')

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Major MacKwame

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Hullalaboo Dinesh Dinesh
Hullalaboo Dinesh DineshHello, is this the room of Ap-ple-white?
Please do not think that you will sleep to-night
I got your number off the In-ter-net
I have a feeling your stomach is up-setSo good luck to back up QB Chris Simms
How do want your cereal in the morn? (with no milk!)
And goodnight to all you Texas Longhorns
We're gonna call you all till--Ring-a-ring-a-ring
Ring-a-ring-a-room
Tough Luck, This Sucks, Smoke a Bowl with Toombs!Hullalaboo Dinesh Dinesh
Hullalaboo Dinesh DineshHello, is this the room of Coach Mack Brown?
I bet you're dreaming about Ran-dy-Mc-Cown
I hope you enjoyed your stay at Ramada Inn
And here's hoping that you come a-gainThe Eyes of Texas must not get their rest
so that the Horns will not play well (play like Hell!)
So, goodnight to all you Texas Longhorns
We're gonna call you all till--Ring-a-ring-a-ring
Ring-a-ring-again
Rough Stuff, Real Tough, We're Ramada Inn!Call all the Longhorns
Call all the Longhorns
Call all the Longhorns
YAWN! Ay!The Longhorns are not sleeping
The Longhorns are not sleeping
The Longhorns are not sleeping
YAWN! Ayyyyyy!------------------
Hook'em!
[This message has been edited by Major MacKwame (edited 12-01-1999).]
 
The response from the guy sitting next to me at work, over my loud laughter:"You OK, Gaylon?"This is priceless.
 
I swear it took me 5 minutes to get past the Hullabaloo Dinesh Dinesh I was laughing so hard.-------
 
Major MacKwame, sir!Outstanding, sir!------------------
The heart is the temple wherein all truth resides.
-- God
 
Thanks y'all.I had the option of finishing that stupid song or heading to the gym after work.... it was a no brainer.------------------
Hook'em!
[This message has been edited by Major MacKwame (edited 12-01-1999).]
 
"Rough tough! Real stuff! Ramada Inn!"Outstanding. Simply outstanding.And for Ags "reading" this: UT folks don't think the calls/missed breakfast cost Texas the game.Just a reminder of the classless crap that every Texas visitor to College station--from our debate team to our football team to someone simply wearing a "tu cap" has to endure.Thanks for the reminder. Again.
 
Ironhorse,Much better, I like it: "Rough Stuff, Real Tough, We're Ramada Inn" -- I think I'll change it.And you're right, blaming the game on Ramada Inn or missed calls is weak. We lost, let's get over it and get ready for Nebraska.------------------
Hook'em!
 
Major,Don't change a thing. I wasn't recommending it.Simply quoting one of your many funny lines.Yes, let's beat the hell outta Nebraska.Thanks for the great piece.Hook 'em.------------------
"Ladies and gentlemen, always remember that The Eyes of Texas Are Upon You!"——President William L. Prather in his first address to University of Texas students, 1899.
 
And now, after waking up inspired, I humbly submit Mack Brown's reply:Hullalaboo Dinesh Dinesh
Hullalaboo Dinesh DineshHello, may I speak to Dinesh Patel?
I have some comments about your hotel
We are the ones who stayed Thanks-giving night
We'd like to tell you that your service bites.Now I would like to give some free advice
It's more for you than your hotel (listen well!)
Oh, I'd get a new, unlisted phone number
Or you might get some calls from ...Carl and Greg and I. While we're passing by
3, 4, 5, 6, 7 times a night
(alternate verse: Can't be any worse over at the 'Y'.)I want my mo-ney
I want my mo-ney
I want my mo-ney
BACK! NOW!Sleep in my car next time
Turn off my cell phone
Buy my own breakfast
CHECK! Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy(Written with all due respect to the original, which still makes me laugh every time I read it).
 
Right back at ya, Major. It's much easier to deal with all this by laughing about it rather than all the incessant bitching.It's all over. Beat the hell outta Nebraska!
 
That is great. Funny stuff. And, ironhorse, while it makes me mad anytime ANYONE is mistreated ANYWHERE no matter what the circumstances, I can tell you that the Ramada is just flat out NOT the place to be. I'm not sure what alternatives are available for the TAMU athletic dept. but I'm sure they'll now be explored.Good luck against Nebraska, and take heart that major hotels, including a Doubletree, are coming soon. Or, you can just tell Mack to stay over at R.C.'s. I hear there's plenty of room!!!!!!------------------
 
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