CaptainAmerica
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Am I the only person who just knows that this Raul Julia look-alike just had to be an honor student at aggy?
Al-Jazeera reporter: Sir, thank you for talking with us today in light of current events.
Iraqi Information Minister Muhammad Sa'id al-Sul Ross: Current events? What current events? We certainly are not being invaded by stupid, yankee, coward, infidels. In fact, we were just having a city-wide picnic today. Yes, a picnic. Our traditional picnic. Is a big tradition here.
A-JR: That's great sir, would you like to comment on the video footage released showing 175 American M1-A1 tanks rolling into Saddam International Airport and over statues of Saddam in Baghdad?
IIMMSaSR: Where did you see this footage?
A-JR: From the Associated Press, CNN, FOXNews, KEYE, MTV, ESPN, hornfans.com, and from Tom Lemming and Bobby Burton.
IIMMSaSR: It is all so ridiculous, I will give it a horse laugh. [ssssss]
A-JR: Well, sir, what do you have to say about the troops in the American Army?
IIMMSaSR: They have nothing on our obviously superior forces. In fact, we never even made scholarship offers to their soldiers. They wouldn't fit in to our system. They are a bunch of pampered, primadonnas. What with their unmanned aerial vehicles, their huge coaches' offices, their precision-guided armaments and their boots and all. We'll take ours and beat theirs any day ... not that their troops are even within Iraq. In fact, I'm not even sure Columbus has discovered their land yet.
A-JR: With all due respect, sir, that happened 511 years ago.
IIMMSaSR: Well, stop digging up the past. Since 1984, we've only lost one war to those yankee, rich, snob infidels.
A-JR: Well, sir, what do you have to say to those who think that your leader is a lying worthless scumbag who can only beat up on his weak neighbors?
IIMMSaSR: While it is true he has never beaten anyone ever ranked within the top 25, he has won a Mid-East ******* Conference championship that is worth far more than back-to-back top 5 finishes.
A-JR: So you are saying you are not losing the battle?
IIMMSaSR: No. It's just what the liberal media wants you to think. That's why we boycott them.
A-JR: Sir, we'd like to thank you for taking this time with us today.
IIMMSaSR: Gig 'em and Allah bless.
It's like some ******* Monty Python skit.
Al-Jazeera reporter: Sir, thank you for talking with us today in light of current events.
Iraqi Information Minister Muhammad Sa'id al-Sul Ross: Current events? What current events? We certainly are not being invaded by stupid, yankee, coward, infidels. In fact, we were just having a city-wide picnic today. Yes, a picnic. Our traditional picnic. Is a big tradition here.
A-JR: That's great sir, would you like to comment on the video footage released showing 175 American M1-A1 tanks rolling into Saddam International Airport and over statues of Saddam in Baghdad?
IIMMSaSR: Where did you see this footage?
A-JR: From the Associated Press, CNN, FOXNews, KEYE, MTV, ESPN, hornfans.com, and from Tom Lemming and Bobby Burton.
IIMMSaSR: It is all so ridiculous, I will give it a horse laugh. [ssssss]
A-JR: Well, sir, what do you have to say about the troops in the American Army?
IIMMSaSR: They have nothing on our obviously superior forces. In fact, we never even made scholarship offers to their soldiers. They wouldn't fit in to our system. They are a bunch of pampered, primadonnas. What with their unmanned aerial vehicles, their huge coaches' offices, their precision-guided armaments and their boots and all. We'll take ours and beat theirs any day ... not that their troops are even within Iraq. In fact, I'm not even sure Columbus has discovered their land yet.
A-JR: With all due respect, sir, that happened 511 years ago.
IIMMSaSR: Well, stop digging up the past. Since 1984, we've only lost one war to those yankee, rich, snob infidels.
A-JR: Well, sir, what do you have to say to those who think that your leader is a lying worthless scumbag who can only beat up on his weak neighbors?
IIMMSaSR: While it is true he has never beaten anyone ever ranked within the top 25, he has won a Mid-East ******* Conference championship that is worth far more than back-to-back top 5 finishes.
A-JR: So you are saying you are not losing the battle?
IIMMSaSR: No. It's just what the liberal media wants you to think. That's why we boycott them.
A-JR: Sir, we'd like to thank you for taking this time with us today.
IIMMSaSR: Gig 'em and Allah bless.
It's like some ******* Monty Python skit.
