Unless you are a lawn-care enthusiast, and unless you have been battling the Virginia Buttonweed war, you will not appreciate this post.First, a primer --- here is Virginia Buttonweed:
It is worse than anything God ever dreamed of unleashing on Pharoh and the Egyptians. Heretofore, nothing would even phase it.......unless you were willing to sacrifice your grass.
Along comes Fertilome -- Weed Free Zone. You can have your wheel, fire and sliced bread. I'll take WFZ. Sure, it stresses the ol' San Augustine, but by God, it kills Satan's weed.
Every morning, I go out into the grass to see if any more of this evil spurge has reared its ugly head, and if so, I zap with my sprayer.
The next several mornings, I eagarly go out into the grass, and lord over the withering, blackened weed from hell, and laugh like a mad-scientist as I chant "die.....DIE......DIE YOU BASTARD WEED FROM HELL BBBBWWWAAAAHHHAAAHHHAAAHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Like I said, unless you are a lawn enthusiast, and unless you have fought the good fight, you wouldn't understand.
It is worse than anything God ever dreamed of unleashing on Pharoh and the Egyptians. Heretofore, nothing would even phase it.......unless you were willing to sacrifice your grass.
Along comes Fertilome -- Weed Free Zone. You can have your wheel, fire and sliced bread. I'll take WFZ. Sure, it stresses the ol' San Augustine, but by God, it kills Satan's weed.
Every morning, I go out into the grass to see if any more of this evil spurge has reared its ugly head, and if so, I zap with my sprayer.
The next several mornings, I eagarly go out into the grass, and lord over the withering, blackened weed from hell, and laugh like a mad-scientist as I chant "die.....DIE......DIE YOU BASTARD WEED FROM HELL BBBBWWWAAAAHHHAAAHHHAAAHHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Like I said, unless you are a lawn enthusiast, and unless you have fought the good fight, you wouldn't understand.
