"Your season tickets have been shipped to the address below via U.S. Postal Service Priority Mail. This is a 2-3 day service. The first delivery attempt should be made to your address no later than 2 - 3 business days from today."
You wouldn't have to wait for delivery if you had the RFID chip implanted - or the barcode on the retina.
Yes, it's true that retinal scanning tests were not so hot; definitely readable, but retinal damage was past acceptable level; I suspect cranial clamping during barcode laser inscription definitely remedies (most) damage problems, but too many subjects expressed doubts about placing head in "that contraption". Chip implantation is generally safer, although there is a risk of infection, as well as neoplasms and other malignancies.
Sometimes human nature stands in the way of progress. Why can't anyone understand the massive gains in convenience, well worth the risk. These products are nearly 98% cancer-free, which means that only ten or eleven Congressmen and Senators would be killed or maimed each year, along with six or seven million ordinary "citizens".