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My favorite Justin Wilson joke, (try to imagine with his Coonass accent):

There was this fella living back in the swamp, (we'll call him Pierre), and he was known to be the best hunter/fisherman in the parish. But he was a very private man and would never, under any circumstances take anyone with him when he went out.

So they got a new parish priest and this guy just loved to hunt ducks. He had heard about Pierre and his expertise so one day after Mass, he calls Pierre off to the side, and says: "Pierre, I hear you're the best hunter in the parish. I'm new here so I want you to take me with you tomorrow morning."

Pierre says, "Oh no, I can't do that."

And the priest says, "Now Pierre, I'm afraid I gonna hafta insist. If you refuse, I'll gonna hafta excommunicate you!"

Pierre, realizing he has no choice, says, "Well OK then, you be down at the dock at 5 o'clock in the morning."

So at 5 o'clock the two men and Pierre's retriever ,Bleu, set out in Pierre's pirogue.

Sure enough, just after daybreak the ducks start flying in and Pierre takes aim and drops a huge duck about 50 yards from the boat.

Pierre puts his head down in his hands and says "Bleu, go get that duck."

And Bleu jumps out of the boat and starts running across the top of the water after that duck.

The priest is shocked and when he catches his breath says, "Pierre! Did you see that!!??! Your dog is walking on water!"

Pierre without even looking up says, "I know, I know, I'm so embarrassed. I never could teach that damn dog to swim."



<RIP, Justin>
 
I've made the mose recipes from Ina Garten. What an annoying *****, but her recipes are good and easy to follow.
 
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