Texas Commit gets papercut

[Dionysus]

Nothing official yet, just some twitter action but this is looking to be legit. More to come later.

 

[accuratehorn]

Was it a silent papercut, or did he scream?

 

[Vol Horn 4 Life]

No link yet, but I hear it may be serious.

 

[DrRad]

Cutting edge recruiting

 

[Bevo Incognito]

You laugh but papercuts can be nasty.

 

[accuratehorn]

Yeah, they can cause reams of problems.

 

[Dionysus]

My sources are telling me it was a freak origami accident. The coaches will have to get a handle on this kind of behavior.

 

[biganakhanhda]

What was he trying to fold? A bearded dragon then I can understand a mishap like this can occur, but a silly crane or box? COM' ON MAN!.

 

[accuratehorn]

I hope we don't find out he was two sheets to the wind.

 

[notanative]

Obviously he's not Rock, Scissors, Paper tough.

 

[georgecostanza]

What was he doing handling paper anyway? Someone needs to rip him a new one for this!

 

[Burnt Orange Bevo]

Was he caught with ledger paper past curfew? Somebody needs to hand down harsh punishment for this... the kid needs to learn accountability.

 

[caryhorn]

I haven't heard any more news. Only conclusion is he's out for the year.

The culprit could have been construction paper, which anyone who has ever stayed up late working on school projects knows, can be damn near lethal.

 

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[digitalhorn]

Dang! The Thrillah with Manila!