Sorry, but that sounds like some of the crazy stuff I was made to endure at bible camp one year; you would have seen me exiting out the other door in this scenario.
I wonder if Kiffin tried this at Oakland? That's probably why they told him to GTFO.
Remind me not to go to any parties with VY or Bevo Incognito. Most of the heterosexual world and I are not interested in being present for a shirtless sausage-fest dance off.