Tell us we will die like dogs.

[IsThatATitleist?]

You will die like dogs.

 

[toucan82]

Fattening?

 

[EternalHorn]

"Do you have anything else besides Mexican food?"

 

[Clarence Iba]

Would you like to kiss me on the veranda?

 

[h.i. mcdonough]

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[UTCzech]

Lip balm?

 

[CenTex Horn]

Excuse me...are you the Singing Bush?

 

[CottonEyedHorn]

It's a sweater!

 

[EternalHorn]

Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?

 

[elguapo]

I was thinking later, you could kiss me on the veranda.

Lips would be fine.

 

[bevosayshi]

MY little buttercup.....

 

[KC-97HORN]

no, we will not die like dogs, we will fight like lions!



Dont move El Guapo or i'll fill you so full of lead you will have to use your dick for a pencil!

 

[TRRW#31]

"What's Tequila?"
"It's like beer."
"Is it fattening?"
"Fattenings?"

For my buddy HRHorn.
"Would you say that I have a plethora of piñatas?"

 

[HornsHornsHorns]

Can I have your watch when you are dead?

 

[killerfrog17]

I'm still here, El Guapo!

 

[IsThatATitleist?]

When you wants the woman, you takes the woman..

 

[wacohorn27]

... and trimmed the hedges of many small villages.

wh

 

[CenTex Horn]

"And you??..."
"Ehh..Jose!"
"JOSE!!!!!!!!"
"Together we...???"
"Burn the village!!"
"BURN VILLAGE!!!!"

 

[thedude82]

You son of a motherless goat!

 

[lhb98]

Infamous is more than famous... he's infamous!

 

[CottonEyedHorn]

Isn't that a light chicken gravy?

 

[HornsForever'93]

Ned Nederlander, you were my favorite shtar of the silver screen!!

 

[IsThatATitleist?]

eh...Smile.. Es Smile!!

 

[PFD]

In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face.

For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us.

But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo!

 

[AFhorn82]

"Great, you killed the invisible swordsman!!"

 

[toucan82]

We can sew!!!

 

[HornHawk]

Dusty Bottoms: Time for plan B. Plan A was to break into El Guapo's fortress.
Carmen: And that you have done, now what?
Dusty Bottoms: Well we really dont have a plan B. We didn't expect for the first plan to work. Sometimes you can overplan these things.

 

[CMA 5.110]

Sew! Sew like the wind!!!

 

[CenTex Horn]

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[EternalHorn]

"What is happening around here today?!?! Are gringos falling from the sky!?!?!"

*slam*

"Yes, El Guapo"