Ted Nugent not taking things well

Stranglehold is a badass song...so he's got that going for him. I know it's always provided me great comfort.
 
I'm disappointed too. But, the American people are getting the government they deserve. We'll see how resilient this country really is over the next four years.
 
Now that's some good stuff!
Maybe Ted Nugent and Rush Limbaugh can secede and set up their own Republik where it is legal to bite the heads off small animals, round up brown-skinned people into concentration camps, ship the blacks back to Africa, and enrol the women into captive breeding programs. They could call it Teapartyistan.
 
"Wang Dang Sweet Poontang" is a powerful meditation on existential teen angst as well as sexual identity vs. the metaphorical imperative. I put it up there with the best of Springsteen or even Hoagy Carmichael. To wit:


That Nadine, what a teenage queen
She come to town; she be foolin' around
She lookin' so clean, especi'lly down in between; what I like
It's all right
Wang Dang Sweet Poontang


A puttin' me down as a rock-and-roll clown
Wang dang, what a sweet poontang
A shakin' my thang as a rang-a-dang-dang in the bell
Down on the street you know she can't be beat
She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat
What the hell

Wang Dang Sweet Poontang
 

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