street lady

[joey]

So i get to work this morning get out of my vehicle and start
making my way from the parking lot to the sidewalk.
Upon reaching the side walk i stop to let this homeless lady
go ahead of me.She gets a few feet in front of me and stops. she starts to adjust her back pack so i stop to let her finish when low and behold she sort of spreads her legs apart
and pisses right on the side walk in front of me

I was in total shock i thought i had seen it all uhtil this morning.

 

[CaptainEd]

my friend clerked (or whatever you call it) for the supreme court of guyana in south america last summer. saw a homeless dude grump on the sidewalk while he was walking to the office in the morning.

 

[NativeTXchic]

Sick!!! My sister used to work at the Prosperity Bank motorbank off 5th and Brazos. The drive-thru would face the back of Buffalo Billiards, and of course right next to the building is the bus stop. Well... she would tell me these horrific/disgusting stories of the bums/transients/whatever that would just walk behind Buffalo Billiards and just pee or poop. There was one who had a used napkin and sniffed it AFTER wiping his ***! Needless to say, the bank moved to 9th and Brazos.

 

[MilkmanDan]

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[El_Oso]

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[El Sapo]

It's not the same thing, but one time I was on my bike behind a female cyclist (who was pretty good looking) at a traffic light on Shoal Creek. Completely out of nowhere she did a full-on side blow of her nose that left a long.. wispy strand dangling for a second. It was so gross that I sat there stunned for a bit as she peddled away.

Ok, glad I could share that.