Status of the Large Hadron Collider

[Michael Knight]

Is the world destroyed yet?

 

[Joe Fan]

Part of Iran was.

 

[p_town_horn]

Yes, this is only a figment of your imagination.

 

[Jeevsie]

But I thought they hadn't collided anything yet? A few weeks of going in one direction, then going the other, then smash 'em together!

 

[Not Shinola]

I like that they use javascript to determine if the world had ended or not.

 

[EternalHorn]

They haven't started colliding particles yet and actually won't be to full power for a few weeks....so we still have a little time. I'm taking a cash advance from every credit card I can and am borrowing money from a bunch of loan sharks