Speed Date Sexy Asian Ladies?

[WorsterMan]

HF ad includes a "free trial"... sounds intriguing!

Question: how does one "speed date"?

 

[The Eyes of Texas]

the same way you have sex.

 

[l00p]

ZING! You got served.

 

[l00p]

Oh sexy girlfriend!!!

 

[WorsterMan]

Missah Loopy, I bet you #1 success with Sexy Asian Ladies on this website - check it out!

 

[Dionysus]

l00py love you long time, he cuddle too, five dollah that's ok

 

[WorsterMan]

Loopy also rent Titanic movie to watch and cuddle with special lady...ok

 

[l00p]

Sons of biscuits

 

[Dionysus]

Watch movie five dollah more, honey that’s ok sit down you so pretty

 

[WorsterMan]

Loopy sensitive man - he not expect boom-boom during movie

 

[Dionysus]

no boom-boom honey, spin girl much bettah, only five dollah more she just like cheerleadah so pretty

 

[Dionysus]

she fingah like special magic, you luv it only ten dollah that’s ok

 

[Third Coast]

I went out with a meth addict from Mongolia once.

 

[l00p]

Wut. The. Intercourse. ?.

 

[biganakhanhda]

l00p gives good yum yum, he suckie suckie!

 

[Dionysus]

It’s WorsterMan’s fault.

 

[l00p]

I am shocked and chagrined. People are lying and laughing, lying and laughing.

 

[WorsterMan]

We are all shocked, chagrined & uphauled. I only asked a simple question to start this thread... how did I know this would morph into Loopy's personal life

 

[biganakhanhda]

l00p's got so many skeletons in his closet it is not even funny.

This one time at band camp, he....nevermind, only he can tell that story to make you **** your pants while laughing

 

[SunBurntOrange]

ROR!!

 

[WorsterMan]

Uhh, l00p, you need to share with your friends - exactly what happened at Band Camp?

Did it too involve sexy Asian ladies or was it circus workers of small stature?

 

[l00p]

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your ying-yang.

 

[accuratehorn]

This thread is worthless without music.
The Link

 

[WorsterMan]

This thread is also worthless & weak without photos or links of l00p in the company of Sexy Asian Ladies...

 

[l00p]

Actually, I have pics like that but not in the way you hope. And they are also not scratch n' sniff.

 

[WorsterMan]

In reply to:

"And they are also not scratch n' sniff."

you rascal !!

 

[mchammer]

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[Horn6721]

I did not know the whole note demanding bank money was still a thing. Had to laugh at FBI quotes.

Btw I am sure this is just a asian speed dater who thought robbing banks was easier than putting up with overly obese guys with nose hair. ( who else would speed date?)