Spaceballs: the quote thread

[madscientist]

Prepare for metamorphosis! Ready, Kafka?

 

[general35]

The Link

 

[GarCiaRia]

"moychendizing"

 

[KC-97HORN]

its megamaid sir- shes gone from suck... to blow.

 

[Mesohorny]

What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?

 

[THEU]

Rhasberry!

 

[johnny chimpo]

Comb the desert!!

 

[Ramathorn]

Just what we need, a Druish Princess.

 

[unpaintedhuffhines]

we ain't found ****!

 

[ctrl+alt+del]

I'm my own best friend.

 

[txboy_in_az]

What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
What happened to then?
We passed then.
When?
Just now. We're at now, now.
Go back to then.
When?
Now.
Now?
Now.
I can't.
Why? We missed it.
When?
Just now.
When will then be now?
Soon.
How soon?

 

[orangesky]

he shot my hair. son of a *****!

 

[SubliminalHorn]

She's a bass

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Not in here! This is a Mercedes.

No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!

 

[betterthanyOU]

Use the schwartz!

 

[TXSooner518]

say goodbye to your 2 best friends, and i don't mean the fools in the winnebago

 

[PFD]

Ludicrous speed!

 

[EternalHorn]

Are we stopped?
We're stopped, sir.
Good, why don't we all take a five minute break.
Very good, sir.
Smoke if you got 'em........*slam*

I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps.
The what, the what, and the what?

 

[MAC94]

you IDIOTS ... you captured their stunt doubles!

your Swartz is as big as mine ... let's see how you handle it.

don't be sorry ... BE QUIET!

 

[AstroVol]

I'll bet she gives great helmet.

 

[SubliminalHorn]

What do we have on this thing, a Cuisinart?

 

[MAC94]

Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!

So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

Hey! I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich!

 

[KC-97HORN]

I dont know about this beaming stuff, is it safe?

Oh its very safe, Snotty beamed me twice last night.

I'll try it, what hell, it worked on Star Trek



I'm a Mog! Half man, half dog, I'm my own best friend!

 

[buffsoldier]

I'm surrounded by ********!!

 

[HornsOverIthaca]

I always have coffee when I watch radar, you know that!

 

[TheGallopinGoose]

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

 

[toucan82]

They've gone plaid