Sooner Austin Box makes it rain.

[hooklahoma]

I mean its sill america isnt it. Cant a guy soak bar furnature w/ urine in public and not risk being hassled by the man.

Retard

 

[Texanne]

Dude, just hold it until you get to a toilet.

 

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[LonghornCatholic]

The only thing that mug shot is missing?
A Geico ad.

 

[tsquar]

Maybe the poor sooner couldn't wait until he got to a toilet. When ya gots to go, ya gots to go.

 

[allweatherHorn]

You have to be more than hammered to do this. I've been absolutely ripped on many, many occassions (this board is anonymous, right?) and never come close to this. No one I know has. You can't stagger out to the alley? You can't ask a friend to drag you outside? You can't quietly wet yourself? It takes a special kind of loser to do what this kid did.

 

[notreally]

umm..... sounds like some guys i know. or used to know anyway.

 

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[kgp]

What he meant to say was that this is an "internal medicine" matter. Box has urinary incontinence and can't afford new Depends until the next BRSI check comes in. While he has not missed a season for this medical condition, he has missed a few tackles due to feeling damp. OU athletic department sources indicate they will seek an extra year of eligibility for Box to make up for his "Oops" season.

 

[Heretic Horn]

Maybe being catheterized is the best option for this young man. Or Depends.

 

[Dr_Bob_Rio]

Give the poor kid a break. This is bulls--t. Leave him alone.

 

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[accuratehorn]

The real issue is who leaked this to the press? It's obviously a case of yellow journalism.

 

[Dr_Bob_Rio]

Turn your sarcasm meter up a bit please.

 

[texas0range]

There have been many a time where I could not hold it in, so I don't blame him for not going when he had to go.

But I at least always have the decency to run to an alley. One particular incident brings tears to the eyes of my friends. July 4th, 2008; Hermosa Beach cop, thanks for the pass.

 

[drborange]

accuratehorn,

 

[Horn69]

what a stinky box.

Hook'em!!!

 

[everybodygodeep]

OK law has UIP as a sex crime. He may have to register as a sex offender for doing this.

Seems waaaayyy over the top for this, but is a possibility.

 

[PropositionJoe]

he and dusty d should put together a presentation titled "why it's better to be pissed off than pissed on"

 

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