Sooner accused of stealing makeup

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Sooners' guard Plumley accused of stealing makeup

 

[vtaenz]

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[J.R.69]

Oh, her game was good, but that was one steal too many.

 

[l00p]

I guess there is a degree program for athletes at ou in shoplifting from bargain or discount stores like WalMart and Burlington Coat Factory.

 

[accuratehorn]

Shame on you for mocking the Sooners over this. OU should be congratulated for achieving gender equality.

 

[Steel Shank]

All Wal Mart's base are belong to Jenna.

 

[Family Jules]

Honestly, how expensive can make up be at Wal-Mart?

Jules

 

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[accuratehorn]

OU may punish her with several long lashes.

 

[Endust]

the goals of Title IX have finally been realized.

 

[HornHuskerDad]

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[MinnesotaHorn]

Steel Shank ftw.

 

[Steinbeck]

If we would just arrange free makeup for all Sooners, we could mitigate a couple of serious problems at once.

It also should not be a crime for them to steal books or dental supplies.

 

[Steinbeck]

And soap, deodorant, cologne and perfume. Don't forget those!

 

[OUEngineer]

DeMarcus Granger offered to smuggle her out in his coat, but she declined.

 

[Statalyzer]

The Link

 

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[horngrad03]

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[OUEngineer]

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[SFAHORN99]

Hey let's just be glad a girl in Oklahoma cares enough about her looks to steal some make up. Next thing you know they will be kidnapping dentist and making them fix their teeth.

Hookem'

 

[OUEngineer]

Just to tie up the loose ends on this perceived blip on the radar, Coach Coale has suspended Jenna for the entire '08 season. She will remain on scholly, but not be allowed to participate in any team activities.

There is more to this story than $34 worth of stolen makeup. She has apparently been a thorn in the program's side for awhile now.

 

[Beau Vine]

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Maybe war paint should be free

 

[l00p]

She can get a job for McDonalds travelling around in the Hamburglar costume. At least she can burgle things. "Burgle Burgle Burgle".

 

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[BillyW]

There will be no true gender equity until someone makes a Big Red Motors joke