Songs with funny lyrics changes (intentional or not)

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Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain becomes a song about an old person driving in slowly in front of you:

"Blue Hair Driving In My Lane"

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On the Road Again becomes:

"On the Commode Again"

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Santana's Black Magic Woman lyric changes to:

"Got a black magic marker"

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Jimi Hendrix' Purple Haze lyric becomes:

"Excuse me, while I kiss this guy" (credit to Wayne's World on that one)

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What ya got?
 
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"Excuse me, while I kiss this guy" (credit to Wayne's World on that one)


"Purple Haze" released in 1967
"Wayne's World" released in 1992
Mike Myers born in 1963
I heard the skewed lyrics no later than 1968

No credit to Wayne's World













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Journey's "Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'"

Substitute "a loaf" for "another" and "a lover" and you'll never hear the song the same again. Do it now. It's EFFING hilarious.

"It's tearing me apart! Every, every, every DAY, it's tearing me apart! O girl what can I say?"
 
The Supremes' "Stop in the name of love"
"Stop in the name of love"
becomes
"Shop in my neighborhood" (that's really what I thought it was when I was a kid)


Aerosmith's "Dude Looks Like a Lady"
"Dude Looks Like a Lady"
becomes
"Do Me Like a Lady" (again, I really thought that's what it was)


Bon Jovi's "Livin' on a Prayer"
"It doesn't even matter if we make it or not"
becomes
"It doesn't even matter if we're naked or not"


Madonna's "Like a Virgin"
"Touched for the very first time"
becomes
"Touched for the thirty-first time"


Manfred Mann's "Blinded By the Light"
"Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night"
becomes
"Wrapped up like a douche, and then you run her in the night"


The Kingsmen's "Louie Louie" (granted you can't understand anything he's saying)
"Three nights and days I sail the sea"
becomes
"Each night at ten, I lay her again"
 
CCR - Bad Moon Rising

There's a bad moon on the rise
There's a bathroom on the right (credit to my Dad for this one)

No Doubt - Spiderwebs

No matter who calls, I screen my phone calls
No matter who calls, I scream my balls off (this one's on me)
 
"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"

They reach into your room
Just feel their gentle touch
When all hope is gone
Sad songs say so much

Misheard:

They reach into your roos (as in underoos)
Just feeling the genitals
When all hope is gone
Sad songs say so much


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Beach Boys - Barbara Ann
"Went to a dance, looking for romance"
Went to a dance, looking for a man

Robert Palmer - Addicted to Love
"Might as well face it you're addicted to love"
Might as well face it you're a dick with a glove

Bee Gees - Stayin Alive
"It's alright, it's okay, you may look the other way"
It's alright, it's okay, you make love the other way
 
"With Or Without You", U2:

Quarter Pounder, big french fries
Diet Pepsi, super-size
Oh, but wait...without cheese
With or without cheese?
With or without cheese?

<The bridge later in the song>:

And you give me back my change
And you give me back my change
The fries are missing!!!
The fries are missing!!!

Oh, ohhhhhh,ohhhhhhh....
 
INXS: actual "The devil inside" changed to "The dedo inside" ("dedo" is spanish for finger).

I dont know who sings "It was just the tequila talking", but I changed it to "It was just the taquito talking."

("Reach into your 'roos"...lmao)
 
From my cousin Stevie (RIP) at age 14 and myself age 10:

Well, Im running down the road
Tryin to loosen my load
Ive got seven women on
My mind,
Four that wanna own me,
Two that wanna stone me,
One says shes a friend of mine

to:
Four that wanna suck me
Two that wanna f**k me
One says she a friend of mine
 
I've posted it on here before, but when I was a kid I thought the opening line to Brown eyed girl was "Hey there Amigo."

Insane in the membrane
became
Insane M&M brains (Thanks Mom)
 
Here are some of my favorite Elton John ones:

Good-bye yellow brick road, by the dark sorority house.

Saturday night's all right for fighting, even in an election year.

Hold me close, untidy dancer.


I love stuff like this.
 
While organizing food to cook for dinner between campers while camping in Estes Park, Peter Lutkin took:

"I Shot the Sheriff, but I did not kill the deputy"

and sang:

"I got the carrots, but I do not have the celery"
 
When I was ten years old and wearing out my cassette copy of Journey's Escape album, I used to think that Don't Stop Believin included:

Just a city boy, born and raised in SOFT (South) detroit
He took the midnight train goin anywhere.

During this time was the rise of the Kronk gym and Tommy "The Hitman" Hearns/Emanual Steward. I must have thought the lyrics was about a suburb kid (hence SOFT-as opposed to the Kronk gym fighters who embodied a gritty, tough as nails city kid) who decide to use Detroit's public transportation to fulfill his destiny.
 
My wife used to sing "big ole Jed and Lionel" instead of big ol jet airliner". I was like "damn I know you are from a small Texas town, but really?" Still tease her about that line.
 
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