Somehow I got spinal meningitis

Montag

250+ Posts
From injectin' all that hairspray into my spine.
It's a super cheap way to party,
If you want to kill some brain cells and some time.
Good luck gettin' that child support check from me now!

I can't believe it took me so long to like this show. I have a lot of catching up to do.

DO NOT TOUCH THE TRIM!
 
Why they wanna see my spine mommy?
Why they wanna see my spine?
It's gonna hurt again mommy
Much worse than last time
Am i gonna see god, mommy?
Am i gonna die?
It really hurts mommy!
Am i gonna die?

Smile on mighty jesus
Spinal meningitis got me down

I'm feelin' greasy mommy
Please don't let me die
Stinky vaseline mommy!
Please don't let me die
Am i gonna see god, mommy?
Am i gonna die?
It really hurts mommy!
Am i gonna die?

Smile on mighty jesus
Spinal meningitis got me down
Smile on mighty jesus
Spinal meningitis got me down
 
When Jesus comes and takes me to His Kingdom
I'll take all you sonsabitches with me when I go.

I love Squidbillies if for no other reason than Billy Joe Shaver sings the theme song.
 
Ween is the tits.

I had a buddy who used to absolutely freak out by creepiness whenever I played that song. So much so he would have to leave the room. Needless to say I kept playing it so I could watch him freak out. Good times.
 

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