Redwings&Shiner
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A Few Good Men (the rewrite)
DHF = Disgruntled Horns Fan
Brown: "You want playcalling?"
DHF: "I think I'm entitled"
Brown: "You want playcalling?"
DHF: "I want a wide-open offense!"
Brown: "You can't handle a wide-open offense!"
Brown: "Son, we play in a conference that has defenses, and those
defenses have to be blocked by men with quickness. Who's gonna do it? You?
YOU?
I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for
Simms and you curse the playcalling. You have that luxury. You have the
luxury of not knowing what I know: that conservative playcalling, while
tragic, prevents turnovers. And my playcalling, while grotesque and
incomprehensible to you, prevents turnovers.
You don't want a wide-open offense because, deep down in places you don't
talk about while tailgating, you want me on that sideline. You NEED me on
that sideline. We use words like
Discipline, Poise, and Decision-Making. We use these words as the backbone
of a season spent accomplishing something. You use them as a punchline. I
have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who
rises and sleeps under the blanket of the winning seasons I provide and then
questions the manner in which I provide them. I would rather you just said
"Thank You" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a
clipboard and stand on the sideline. Either way. I don't give a damn what
you think you're entitled to."
DHF: "Did you call those Tunnel Screen plays?"
Brown: "I did my job!"
DHF: "Did you call those Tunnel Screen plays?!"
Brown: "YOU'RE GODDAMMED RIGHT I DID!"
DHF = Disgruntled Horns Fan
Brown: "You want playcalling?"
DHF: "I think I'm entitled"
Brown: "You want playcalling?"
DHF: "I want a wide-open offense!"
Brown: "You can't handle a wide-open offense!"
Brown: "Son, we play in a conference that has defenses, and those
defenses have to be blocked by men with quickness. Who's gonna do it? You?
YOU?
I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for
Simms and you curse the playcalling. You have that luxury. You have the
luxury of not knowing what I know: that conservative playcalling, while
tragic, prevents turnovers. And my playcalling, while grotesque and
incomprehensible to you, prevents turnovers.
You don't want a wide-open offense because, deep down in places you don't
talk about while tailgating, you want me on that sideline. You NEED me on
that sideline. We use words like
Discipline, Poise, and Decision-Making. We use these words as the backbone
of a season spent accomplishing something. You use them as a punchline. I
have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who
rises and sleeps under the blanket of the winning seasons I provide and then
questions the manner in which I provide them. I would rather you just said
"Thank You" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a
clipboard and stand on the sideline. Either way. I don't give a damn what
you think you're entitled to."
DHF: "Did you call those Tunnel Screen plays?"
Brown: "I did my job!"
DHF: "Did you call those Tunnel Screen plays?!"
Brown: "YOU'RE GODDAMMED RIGHT I DID!"
