So you come home drunk.....

majorwhiteapples

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and your dog looks at you like you did something wrong.

Do you:

a.) Beat his *** and tell him to quit looking at you like you did something wrong?(It has been a long week traveling and he does not like the neighbors who take care of him)?

b.) Play fetch with him for almost an hour until he is panting at the outside faucet where he knows water comes out of it?

c.) Or do b then a?

d.) Kidding, I could never hurt my dog, I just needed to vent a little, My Black Lab, guess the greatest QB in the History Of Texas football, and you know his name. (hint start with my username, at least the first 5 letters.

He is just being an ***, and he is getting old, in dog years he has passed me this year.

The question is when dogs get older do they get ummmm more what is the word, croutchy? or stubborn or this is what I want to do.......confused.......help..........?
 
I don't get it. You said the first five letters of your user name, but they are not V-I-N-C-E.

Just play with the dog. And don't drink so much.
 
Your wife/girlfriend confines you to the doghouse (literally).
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Man's best friend is his dog; not his wife...His dog always watches his back and we live in the same house!
 
Reminds me of the classic. Ol boy is ****-faced and and walks into his bedroom with a duck on his shoulder. His wife is sleeping. He shouts out "this is the pig I'm F***ing!" His old lady wakes up and states, "honey, that's a duck!" He immediately responds, " I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!!" Has the Kansas time been released?
 

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