HornGrandioso
500+ Posts
Writes me an email and reports back some hilarious and fascinating facts/stories. I will now relay them to y'all.
1) The day he gets there he meets an American chick getting off the plane. She gets her purse snatched the same day. Also, she was carrying all her money for her entire trip with her. Then, my buddy peaces out on her for fear that she was going to ask for help getting home.
2) He doesn't pay any more than $2 for a bottle of rum.
3) A great meal is $2, and a pizza is a quarter. A freaking quarter.
4) He went to a bar and ordered 2 beers, and the bartender went back to a fridge and told him there was only one. The bar had literally one beer.
5) He's been watching the Cuban baseball playoffs and says they are hilarious. The players suck and there are like 3 errors per inning. Imagine the teams that didn't make the playoffs.
6) Some beggar told him that he smelled bad.
1) The day he gets there he meets an American chick getting off the plane. She gets her purse snatched the same day. Also, she was carrying all her money for her entire trip with her. Then, my buddy peaces out on her for fear that she was going to ask for help getting home.
2) He doesn't pay any more than $2 for a bottle of rum.
3) A great meal is $2, and a pizza is a quarter. A freaking quarter.
4) He went to a bar and ordered 2 beers, and the bartender went back to a fridge and told him there was only one. The bar had literally one beer.
5) He's been watching the Cuban baseball playoffs and says they are hilarious. The players suck and there are like 3 errors per inning. Imagine the teams that didn't make the playoffs.
6) Some beggar told him that he smelled bad.
