So I Think I Can Be A Dance Critic?

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Erin Andrews is a good looking woman who can do some dances better than others.

Welcome to that club, Erin.

Her fine, shapely bottom is, thus far, an unfortunant, movement lacking liability in Latin dance and her height and length will need to be well coached and under control when put on display in either a stylish waltz or the quick step.

At this early point in this tough competition, Erin appesrs to be better at and better suited for her choosen field of observation and commentary (both from her and about her) than for competitive action like dance contest participation.

I think she's simply more of a looker than a doer.

C'mon Erin; lose the clunky, get funky and shake it!!

We'll see.

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For me, the Pussycat Doll and the Olympic ice skater are the class of the field.

They've each had lots of previous performance practice moving while doing sequences and striking poses and. IMO, the other competitors will have a hard time progressing to the point these two have already reached.

I think their backgrounds/discipline/previous training/body style/performing experience has given them a big head start advantage over the other contestants.

Watching them dance with their professional partners, I can sometimes forget who's a pro and who's the student.

That's what I see.

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Some of the pros are decidedly better at choreographing/teaching AND catering to and pleasing the judges.

Derek Hough and the red-headed Russian pro are two of the best at this.

The three judges are pretty consistent and are clearly outspoken about what they like and look for.

Derek and Red pay attention to the judges' preferences and also have the most dance talented celebrities with which to work.

Mr. Hough, especially, has proven himself adept and adaptable as a front runner in previous seasons.

So, the Pussycat Doll and the Olympic ice skater seem perfectly partnered and positioned with Derek and that Russian red head, respectively, as their mentors

To me, at this point, those two dance couples look very hard to beat.

Again, we'll see.

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Pamela Anderson has danced quite well, IMO, and has been rewarded by the judges with some of their highest marks.

She can shake it with the best, looking much like Tina Turner on her first week's dance.

And then she channeled Marilyn Monroe's sensuality and style on her second slower dance.

However, she evidently does not yet have large audience approval, since she couldn't get enough phone votes at the initial call-in to keep her out of the first bottom two.

So, once again, we'll see.

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Chad Ochocinco displays a slouchy posture, when he's dancing, sitting and standing, and lacks focus and discipline, thus far.

And Kate Gosselin is a loser in countless ways.

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Shannon Doherty probably didn't deserve to be the first celebrity to walk, but her dancing wouldn't have allowed her to stay much longer, in any case.

So, Buzz, Kate and Chad seem to be the most in over their heads dance-wise and, I guess, Pamela is in trouble audience approval-wise.

As always, we'll see.

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Kudos to anybody who agrees to do this show.

It's even harder than playing duplicate bridge with people who really care.

And it's more revealing about your ability than, say, playing 6 man football.

In 6 man football there's certainly no place to hide, but on "Dancing With The Stars" the only protection that's avaliable is your costume and the best and more well-endowed celebs and pros sometimes eschew much costume coverage at all and always take advantage of whatever body covering they have or don't have.

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Lots of great eye candy, copious dance talent, fine music, some drama and possible pathos with occasionally a sharp, ad libbed witticism from host Tom Bergeron are what keep my wife and I watching.

When you can record the program and zoom right through the commercials and any other parts you want to skip, I think it's a very entertaining show.

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Yah seriously. Somebody told me Buzz sucked at dancing but what the hell do you expect from 80 year old. The only way I'm watching that show is if EA decides to do a pole dance.
 
There is indeed a lot of eye candy on the show. I've been watching since Drew Lachey won.

Erin Andrews dancing has been pretty good to me. Once she fully gets control of that lanky body and lets go with some real booty shaking - look out!

I thought Shannen Doherty actually did pretty damn good as far as dancing goes. Pamela Anderson definitely deserved better.

I still pine for Rachel Hunter.
 
Kate Gosselin deserves to go home, she's biitchy and doesn't focus or have much energy.

She just doesn't move well or appear to try hard enough.

She simply doesn't do enough dancing.

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But I won't be surprised if Chad Ochocinco is voted off next, instead, because the call-in vote may support Kate.

He lacks posture and focus.

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And the short, black, female comedian can shake her jugs but can't move her feet well enough.

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Erin has potential, but is untrained and somewhat untrainable as a dancer.

She's clunky on the dance floor and out of her element.

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Pam Anderson has some dancing ability and lots of role playing talent, for sure, but she and the other contestants are way behind where the two best celebs are already, IMHO.

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The Olympic ice skater and the Pussycat Doll started and still are so very far ahead of the others because of all the factors I mentioned in my previous post on this thread.

With those two you can sometimes forget that they aren't the professional dancers.

Their previously honed ability to learn routines and their performance giving experience are huge advantages over what the others can bring to bear.

I don't believe any celeb can improve enough to reach where those two already are and since they're improving themselves and are also paired with two of the very best, IMHO, pro dancers, I believe those two teams are way, way, way ahead.

Right now, I'll pick ihe ice skating Olympian to win it all, epecially since his pro partner will now be accompanying him on his national ice skating tour, flying with him in a jet from city to city.

Lots of time to focus and practice and he really KNOWS HOW to focus, practice and perform just what his Russian red head pro teaches him.

Ice skating and dancing are different, but his body type, overall talent level, learning ability and performance skills are through the roof.

If the Pussycat Doll focuses mo' better and she and Derek stop pissing off Len and the other judges with their lack of spot on choreography, she still has a shot.

We'll see.

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Yes, Erin certainly did.

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Ding, dong, Kate the wicked witch is dead.

I think Chad or, unfortunately, Pam is next to go.

We'll see how they do next week.

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It mostly depends on who is voting.

Me, I just like to watch.

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The three best dancers left are the Olympic ice skater, the Pussycat Doll and Pamela Anderson, IMHO.

Pam needs more call-in votes to go along with the judges approval.

But it may be too late for her to get that changed in her favor.

Karma is a b*tch.

The way she's used her assets to gain exposure in the past doesn't seem to be an asset now.

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The Pussycat Doll needs to increase her learning focus and partner compatibity, while equaling and, if possible, surpassing the Olympic skater in her own dance content and performance.

Being moody and foul mouthed in the rehearsal room may turn off voters.

I believe she has all the ability needed, she just needs to push her talent envelope more and start to show it at a higher, more continuous level.

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And the ice man needs to continue to improve his dance excellence, projecting his humility and hard work ethic, while not giving any appearance of being gay, whether he is or isn't.

I have no personal concern or knowledge about his sexual orientation; he simply needs to keep utilizing the predictably successful chemistry of him being a strong, handsome male dancer with his very lovely, very feminine partner.

That's the advice I'd have for each of them.

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In the end, the call-in votes will probably decide it unless one of the top teams gets waylaid by an injury.

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We'll see.
 
Evan had a bad Samba, too many spin moves and not enough sexuality.

Erin, Niecy, Chad and Nicole did better.

I hope Jake goes home tonight and Pamela Andersom gets out of, or at least survives, the bottom two so she can Samba for us nevt week.

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We'll see.

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Week 7.

I believe either Pamela or Niecy is likely going home this week.

I'd much rather see more of Pamela (because maybe her Samba would be next), but I'm afraid Niecy will get more call-in votes.

Evan the skater is back on top, by a very slim margin, after receiving a perfect individual score this week.

Pussycat Doll Nicole and he are by far the class of the field (and have been way ahead in talent, dance content and performance skills since the very start, IMO) with Chad and Erin fighting hard to improve enough to earn third place.

I think Erin may win that battle, if she pays close attention to Maks, stays funky rather than clunky and works hard on her frame with her attention well trained.

Chad has probably improved the most of anybody, but his posture is slouchy, his ballroom dance technique doesn't have much depth and his lack of focus (and his desire to impress his pro partner with his masculinity) seems to limit his practice time and learning curve.

I believe whichever pro, Maks or Cheryl, gets the most and the best out of their celebrity student, Erin or Chad, will determine the outcome between those two couples.

I suspect Erin listens more closely to Maks than Chad does to Cheryl.

Of course, everything depends so much on what dance styles each of the remaining couples has yet to do.

No real injuries yet this season.

We'll see.

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Your thoughts?

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Week eight, five couples left.

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Two dance performances by each team tonight, followed by judging and then call in voting combiing to eliminate one team tomorrow.

Evan the Olympic ice skater and Nicole the Pussycat Doll are by far the best celebrity dancers left, IMHO.

The other three celebs have not yet reached the excellence with which those two started, IMO.

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I think nubile Niecy is the worst dancer left, but she must have a lot of call in support because she's never been in the bottom two.

She has a likeable personality, is seen on several TV shows and tries hard.

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Footballer Chad 85 has possibly improved the most of anyone, but will his improvement continue tonight?

I don't think male football fans do much calling in, even if they watch.

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Erin Andrews is the most favorably judged and the best dancer left, IMO, of the three celebs whom I feel are now in the most immediate eliminarion danger, but a lack of call in support had her religated to the bottom two just last week.

Will the catty criticism of her that aired on The View just days ago garner her any female call in support or is she left needing male sports fans, who do know of her but probably won't call in, to support her dance efforts?

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Who watches?

Who votes?

Will more call in support trump better dancing?

Who knows?

Who cares?

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We'll see.

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Semifinals, four couples left.

Nicole, Evan and Erin deserve to be in the finals.

Ocho deserves to go.

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Nicole and Evan started so very far ahead of everyone else in talent and performance skills that no one has caught them.

They've both gotten better, for sure, but it's not surprising at all that they are still the best dancers.

You can watch them dance with their partners and it's not obvious who the pro is.

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Erin performs much more dance content than does Chad.

He's improved more than anyone, but he he does far less dancing than any of the other remaining celebs.

His partner, Cheryl, dances circles around him, while the other celebs keep up with their pros.

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Erin also should get some increased empathy after her stalker story was retold Monday night and that should garner her some call in votes.

Will call in popularity trump judged performance as it sometimes has before?

That's the format.

We'll see.

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I expect Nicole to win.

She's the best celeb dancer with the best pro partner.

Duh.

We'll see what happens tonight.

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Congrats to all (except maybe for Kate Gosselin) who had the guts to participate.

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This season had the best celeb dancer yet and the highest ratings ever, but they'll also and probably deservedly get the the most complaints about lack of fairness.

My wife and I certainly enjoyed watching, but the final outcome was hardly ever in doubt.

The great music, fine dancing, enlightening judges, some of the drama and host Tom Bergeron were all very entertaining, especially if you record the show and then fast forward through all the commercials or other parts you don't care for.

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It will be interesting to see if and how they tweak the competition and the dynamics for next season.

I'm sure they will.

We'll see.

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